A retired couple are sitting at the table eating dinner. The wife looks at her husband and says, " I love you so much!"
Her husband looks at her oddly and says, "Well..I love you too." The wife says, "No, you dont understand. When I look at you, my breasts feel like they're on fire!"
Her husband looks at his wife, smiles sweetly, and says, "Sweetheart- your nipples are in your soup."
:)
2006-07-17 19:35:03 · 13 answers · asked by Starry 4 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
It is a good "old folks" joke. Thanks for posting it.
Here is one for you, too.
Cheaper Sex
A couple, both 67, went to a sex therapist's office.
The doctor asked, "What can I do for you?"
The man said, "Will you watch us have sexual intercourse?"
The doctor looked puzzled, but agreed.
The doctor examined them and then directed them to disrobe and go at it.
When the couple finished, the doctor reexamined them and, upon completion, advised the couple, "There's nothing wrong with the way you have intercourse." He then charged them $32.
This happened several weeks in a row.
The couple would make an appointment, have intercourse with no apparent problems other than the lack of vigor, which is to be expected in 67 year-olds, get dressed, pay the doctor, and then leave.
Finally after almost two months of this routine, the doctor asked, "Just exactly what are you trying to find out?"
The old man said, "Oh, we're not trying to find out anything. She's married and we can't go to her house. I'm married, so we can't go to my house. The Holiday Inn charges $60. The Hilton charges $78. We do it here for $32 and I get $28 back from Medicaid".
2006-07-17 21:53:37 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
hahaha funny, check this couple:
One day old man Stumpy and his wife Martha went to the Illinois State Fair. There is this man selling plane rides in his single prop show plane for $10 per person. Stumpy looks to Martha and says, "Martha, I think I really should try that." Martha replies, "I know you want to Stumpy, but we have a lot of bills, and you know the money is tight, and $10 is $10." So Stumpy goes without. Over the next few years they return every year, and the same thing, Stumpy wants to ride, but Martha says no money.
Finally, when Stumpy and Martha are both about 70 years old, Stumpy looks to Martha, and says, "Martha, I'm 70 now, and I don't know if I'll ever get the chance again, so I just have to be naughty and have a ride in that there airplane." Martha replies in the same old fashion, and Stumpy kind of slumps down. The pilot is standing near by and overhears the conversation...
The pilot pipes up, "Excuse me folks, I couldn't help but hear your situation, and I have a deal for you. I'll take both of you up together, and if you can both make the entire trip without saying a word, or even making the slightest sound, I'll give the ride for free. But if either of you make a sound, its $10 each." Well, Martha and Stumpy look at each other, and agree to take the ride.
The pilot takes them up, and starts to do loop de loops, twists, dives, climbs and spins. No sound. The pilot lands the plane, looks back at Stumpy and says, "Sir, I have to hand it to ya, you didn't make even the slightest sound and that was my best stuff." Stumpy looks back at the pilot and says, "Well, I was gonna say something when Martha fell out, but $10 is $10!"
2006-07-17 20:31:12 · answer #2 · answered by ♥Gilmore♥ 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
oh my goddd. That became into exciting exciting exciting now my Daddy's take the T fowl away. Doh ..... the place became into I? relatively solid (you're no longer making those products up are you? Hehe could do no longer forget that one. With acknowledgements to the coastline Boys for kindly no longer giving me permission to reproduce their lyrics. playstation have you ever tried to spell acknowledgements? bloody stupid (bleep) (bleep) notice
2016-10-08 01:14:17 · answer #3 · answered by grumney 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
heard it before but it gets funnier every time i hear it but it was suppose to say in her oatmeal and one in her coffee... but its still a good one
2006-07-17 19:53:11 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
when i first heard that joke i laughed so hard i kicked to slats out of my crib
2006-07-17 19:48:03 · answer #5 · answered by David H 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL - U naughty - Ha ha 10 *
2006-07-17 19:38:32 · answer #6 · answered by Pd 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Old but still effective, lol.
2006-07-17 20:47:41 · answer #7 · answered by police 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
yuks. 7
2006-07-17 19:44:03 · answer #8 · answered by ling a long 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
uhm... nice try but i'll rate it 5/10
2006-07-17 19:39:35 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
k gud one
2006-07-18 00:32:57 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋