Entertainment & Music - 16 July 2006

Aren't you mad that they killed Jack? I can't believe that Barbossa is alive but J isn't!!! Of course...according to those 2 guys that sit there and argue while they watch the dock,,, "the Black Pearl is captained by a man so evil that hell spit him out",,, I guess that's why HE'S back.... And aren't you envious of Kierra Knightly!? I mean, seriously,,,she's gotten to kiss the 2 hottest guys ever. And one of them is mad about her and the other is getting married to her!!! Lucky duck,,,,

2006-07-16 14:41:40 · 7 answers · asked by cheshirecat 2 in Movies

Willys cynical thought for the day;

All the people who said, I'll never amount to anything, well, everybody getting these jokes can attest that I'm the best freaking "bad example" you've ever known!

A young, blonde, girl who was a heavy smoker invested in a cigarette lighter to economize on matches. After a short time it began to give trouble. So she spoke to a guy who had one, having just seen him light a cigarette with it and put it in his pocket.

She: Now be a dear and tell me about that thing you have there in your trousers.

He: (Misunderstanding her and feeling a bit embarrassed) I'm not used to discussing such things with ladies.

Blonde: Now there is no need to be shy. Tell me, how does yours work? Do you jerk it up and down?

He: Oh, sometimes...

Blonde: Then it's different from mine, mine just opens and shuts. Do you rub yours up and down until something comes?

He: Oh yes, especially in cold weather.

Blonde Have you ever tried pulling your wick and dipping it?

He: No, most certainly not!

Blonde: Oh. You should, it does it good. You never soaked it before then?

He: Of course I haven't.

Blonde: You should try it then sometime, it takes the stiffness out of it.

He: Err, well... I'm afraid that you are a naughty girl.

Blonde: (Thinking he referred to smoking) Oh, every girl does it nowadays anyway. What about your wick, is it a long one?

He: Yes, it is rather on the long side.

She: I think I will have to try a bigger one because the one I use does not seem to go far enough to do any good. Does yours go red on the end when it's dry?

He: Yes.

Blonde: So does mine. In the past mine has been giving me trouble. Would you like to have a look at it?

He: No no, not now. We had better wait until it's dark.

Blonde: Don't be ridiculous, you can see much better in the daylight. It has been leaking these past few days so I have put a rag around it. I'll unwind it now (opening her handbag and producing her lighter). Look, here it is (showing her lighter). It has run out again, damn ... now I'll have to go back to matches.

The young man faints.

http://www.total-knowledge.com/~willyblues/

2006-07-16 14:41:27 · 9 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

i read wierd books,m into all types of mythology i.e greek ,chineese ,african, indian name it i lke it.
am facsinatted by the never ending dispute between God and the devil
i dont like normal stuff like wearing proper clothes...SO up for chat??
{oh and i am a mix of gothic,bohemian,hippy,punk rock and justspiritual}

2006-07-16 14:41:24 · 6 answers · asked by voodoochaeld 2 in Horoscopes

i luv luda hes so awesome

2006-07-16 14:41:22 · 5 answers · asked by Anonymous in Music

Its a very old song, and the one line I can remember is "I'm gonna cast a spell on you." Does anyone know the name of the song?

2006-07-16 14:40:12 · 14 answers · asked by Anonymous in Music

I need a site that has a wide variety of videos

Here are some specific videos I want:

SOS - Rihanna
Beat Of My heart - hilary duff
temperature - sean paul
white flag - Dido
etc.

2006-07-16 14:40:10 · 8 answers · asked by Mikey 1 in Music

does anyone know why hilary duff changed so0o0o0o0o0o much????

2006-07-16 14:40:00 · 12 answers · asked by cornnut 2 in Celebrities

2006-07-16 14:39:31 · 9 answers · asked by dave05 2 in Celebrities

2006-07-16 14:39:16 · 7 answers · asked by emily f 1 in Television

I'm trying to find a place to download this song from. Does anyone have it or know where I can get it?

2006-07-16 14:38:54 · 1 answers · asked by Shauna Kasey 4 in Music

2006-07-16 14:37:54 · 10 answers · asked by Anonymous in Music

I have seen him on comedy central, he is probably in his early to mid 30s, very very funny!

2006-07-16 14:37:38 · 3 answers · asked by Jimmy & Hollie R 1 in Jokes & Riddles

I'm sure this question has been answered before. But what is your favorite of Episodes 4-6. The original and ground breaking star wars? The Dark and Dramatic Empire Strikes Back? Or the finale Return of the Jedi with the cute little ewoks? Please give a reason if you can.

2006-07-16 14:37:31 · 12 answers · asked by Daniel K 2 in Movies

Hairdresser to client
Been on your holiday?
No, next week going to Rome.
Oh, the bloody Italians, can't stand that lot and it rains all the time in Italy, did you know that?
We hope to visit the Vatican too.
I hear they charge an arm and a leg to go round and that St. Peter's, it's almost falling down. They'll want a donation, you watch.
A month later the client is back.
Been on your holiday yet?
Yes we went to Rome and visited the Vatican. Actually saw the Pope.
Oh yes, did you speak to him?
Yes, he said Who does your bloody hair?

2006-07-16 14:37:18 · 11 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

if u dont like her.........then dont read this!Avril Lavigne wed Sum 41 frontman Deryck Whibley on Saturday afternoon at a private estate in Montecito, Calif., a source confirms to PEOPLE.

At the outdoor, non-denominational ceremony, Lavigne was walked down the aisle by her father, John, to Mendelssohn's "Wedding March." She wore a Vera Wang gown and carried a bouquet of white roses.

The couple said their vows under an awning decorated with white flowers in front of 110 guests, including family and friends from their native Ontario.

Once the groom had kissed the bride, guests tossed rose petals at the newlyweds as they walked back up the aisle.

After the wedding, guests were to be treated to an outdoor cocktail hour before the reception, including a sit-down dinner, under a tent on the estate. In contrast to the all-white ceremony, the reception will have a red theme, with centerpieces of red roses and other flowers.

The couple's first dance is expected to be to the Goo Goo Dolls' "Iris."

Lavigne, 21, and Whibley, 26, have been together for two years, and became engaged in Venice, Italy, in June 2005, while Lavigne was on the last leg of her European tour.

In late 2004 Lavigne started sporting a small pink heart-shaped tattoo with the letter "D" on her right wrist, supposedly for her guitarist-singer-lyricist beau.

When Whibley was spotted wearing a silver band on his left ring finger earlier this year, he shot down rumors that the pair had already tied the knot, telling Teen People, "I've been practicing (playing guitar) with it. … It's fun to mess with the press."

The bride has been especially busy these past few months. Besides preparing for the wedding and giving voice to a possum in the animated film Over the Hedge, Lavigne has a third album in the works. (Her first two albums were 2002's Grammy-nominated Let Go and 2004's Under My Skin.)

Of her new album, she told PEOPLE in May, "there's going to be some love songs on there. That's what I feel, so that's what I'm going to end up writing."

2006-07-16 14:37:11 · 10 answers · asked by Madison 2 in Celebrities

2006-07-16 14:36:47 · 6 answers · asked by Whitney 2 in Other - Entertainment

a friend, valkyrie, sent me this it has amazing footage of a ghost... its only 40 seconds but have a quick look see what you think...


spooky huh?

2006-07-16 14:36:31 · 38 answers · asked by Sharky ! 1 in Polls & Surveys

2006-07-16 14:36:01 · 10 answers · asked by TTTTT 2 in Music

Ok in that song, a couple of times it sounds like it's skipping. What is that, is that a subliminal message he is sending out to his fan?

2006-07-16 14:35:56 · 16 answers · asked by xxXJokerXxx 2 in Music

2006-07-16 14:35:52 · 44 answers · asked by supersuck13 2 in Polls & Surveys

Who do I call? I know there is always a demand for pretty girls and I know I can do this. I want to move out of my trailer park because I hate it there. I will miss my pet possum stinky though. Hes funny and looks like a retarded rat.

I can sing too , and i look good in my overalls and I can even act. Britney would be intimidated by my talent. I even won the corn bread contest in my trailer park. I ate 14 of them in 4 minutes.

Any advise would be appreciated

2006-07-16 14:35:42 · 20 answers · asked by Anonymous in Celebrities

my friends and i just call it the whistle song so i don't know what it's called. it's probably hip-hop... i think it's by a guy....there's a lot of whistles

2006-07-16 14:35:33 · 12 answers · asked by JB 2 in Music

I found this link on a nickalodeon childrens site and was wonding what ya'lls opinions were on this reverse jingle bells blurb, the message backwards is hard to hear but it comes in very clear http://www.starterupsteve.com/flash/html/jingle_bells_reversed.shtml

2006-07-16 14:35:31 · 4 answers · asked by Demetris 1 in Other - Entertainment

Grateful Dead? Phish? SCI? Allman Bros? Who do you think?

2006-07-16 14:35:18 · 6 answers · asked by KidKwicK 1 in Music

it goes : if i go crazy will u still call me superman if im alive and well will u still be there holding my hand..and somewhere it has cryptonite or something what is the name of this song and whos the artist?

2006-07-16 14:33:58 · 37 answers · asked by Anonymous in Music

2006-07-16 14:33:31 · 8 answers · asked by ... 2 in Other - Entertainment

2006-07-16 14:33:31 · 1 answers · asked by Vocal Prowess 4 in Music

yo what the hook gon be?

2006-07-16 14:33:15 · 10 answers · asked by drewsifer06 2 in Music

The artist sounds like air supply,the chorus of this song goes like this:
I live my life
Living just the way it should
All alone something as too good to be true
All a while I can't believe my life

2006-07-16 14:32:21 · 2 answers · asked by Vocal Prowess 4 in Music

Hey- let me know what u think- this is satirical wise... And if I miss spelt anything- sorry y'all...

2006-07-16 14:31:55 · 17 answers · asked by Anonymous in Other - Entertainment