Who do I call? I know there is always a demand for pretty girls and I know I can do this. I want to move out of my trailer park because I hate it there. I will miss my pet possum stinky though. Hes funny and looks like a retarded rat.
I can sing too , and i look good in my overalls and I can even act. Britney would be intimidated by my talent. I even won the corn bread contest in my trailer park. I ate 14 of them in 4 minutes.
Any advise would be appreciated
2006-07-16 14:35:42 · 20 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Celebrities
Based on the other questions of yours that I viewed, I take it that your question is in jest. If that is not the case, please forgive me. However, if it is the case, which I fear is true, you should be ashamed of yourself. While I'm sure it is great fun for you to make fun of people who live in trailer parks, it is completely inappropriate and ignorant of you to do so. Contrary to your obviously shallow mind, not everyone who is less fortunate than you has a pet possum and wears overalls. Many people who live what is surely below your means, princess, are more hard working and ambitious than you'll ever be. Sadly, these qualities don't necessarily ensure success, but such is the plight of the empoverished. In case you're wondering- no, I do not live in a trailer park. I actually come from a relatively priveledged family, but I have never in my life felt the need to make other people feel less than they are simply because of where they happen to have been brought up. One can only hope that you'll grow up someday and realize what a spoled brat you really are.
2006-07-16 15:04:47 · answer #1 · answered by bijoux7 1 · 1⤊ 0⤋
LOL!!! You need to find an agent fast. I think they are coming out with a "Lady Frankenstein" movie. You could get the lead part because you wouldn't need any makeovers or makeup. You could become famous too. I am sure there will be a part for Stinky in there somewhere.
2006-07-16 14:43:03 · answer #2 · answered by crazyhumans2 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I agree.....You need to audition for "American Idol"
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but first you need to make arrangements for "Stinky"
find a covered baking dish and go...."Here Stinky...Stinky
...Stinky"....and when Stinky comes to you, grab him up, put a sweet potato in his mouth and slam the baking dish lid on him.
Cook until all sounds are gone and an additional hour.
Invite a few friends over for supper and I guarantee...you won't have to worry about Stinky anymore.
Now pack your bags and go out to the highway, wear a ski mask and stick your thumb up in the air and hitch hike.
*good luck -- who knows? Simon will probably fall in love with you!!!
2006-07-16 22:09:38 · answer #3 · answered by Moma 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Do something that will get you in the tabloids and stay there for 2 years (Americans have poor memories) and you will beat out Britney.
2006-07-16 14:41:07 · answer #4 · answered by gregory_dittman 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Are you serious? It is very unlikely that you would end up more famous than Britney Spears. You just have to get lucky and dont give up.
2006-07-16 14:38:52 · answer #5 · answered by metal_drummer_guitar 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
You have just as much a chance of that as you do of getting beautiful all of a sudden and marrying a rich guy! 0%.
2006-07-17 08:24:10 · answer #6 · answered by proudmatriarch 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Right on Bijoux7!! That was a very dignified response to this truly spoiled brat!
2006-07-21 14:42:22 · answer #7 · answered by Rapunzel XVIII 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
i think you need help big time your a sad and lonely individual why ask so many stupid questions you need to get a life and maybe go to some etiquette classes and learn how to be a lady and not so disgusting
2006-07-17 13:07:11 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
You should audition for the show AMERICA'S GOT TALENT! I bet you would WOW the judges.
2006-07-18 15:56:16 · answer #9 · answered by pottersclay70 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
appear in talent shows and hopefully Bob Hope will come and recruit you!
2006-07-16 14:37:54 · answer #10 · answered by xxXJokerXxx 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋