Entertainment & Music - 14 July 2006

Ok, this happened to my uncle. He and his brother were relaxing in the basement of their house, and I guess my uncle fell asleep with a lite cigarette in his hand. A little later he was shaken awake by his brother and he calmly said, "Dude, you're on fire" and walked away. I mean, your only sibling is on fire and that's what you do!

Has anyone else seen something so...stupid?

2006-07-14 08:33:27 · 15 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

from first to last and panic at the disco

2006-07-14 08:32:58 · 3 answers · asked by bluejaybabe10 1 in Music

http://www.winterrowd.com/maze/

2006-07-14 08:32:22 · 6 answers · asked by lackovizzle 3 in Polls & Surveys

letter

Dear Tech Support:

Last year I upgraded from Boyfriend 5.0 to Husband 1.0 and noticed a distinct slow down in the overall performance, particularly in the Flower and Jewellery applications, which operated flawlessly under Boyfriend 5.0.

In addition, Husband 1.0 un-installed many other valuable programs, such as Romance 9.5 and Personal Attention 6.5 and then installed undesirable programs such as: Football 5.0, Rugby 4.3 and Cricket 3.0. Conversation 8.0 no longer runs; it simply crashes the system. I've tried running Nagging 5. 3 to fix these problems, to no avail.

What can I do?

Signed,

Desperate


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Dear Desperate:

First keep in mind, Boyfriend 5.0 is an Entertainment Package, while Husband 1.0 is an Operating System. Try entering the command:C:/I-THOUGHT-YOU-LOVED-ME to download Tears 6.2, which should automatically install Guilt 3.0.

If that application works as designed, Husband 1.0 should then automatically run the applications Jewellery 2.0 and Flowers 3.5. But remember, overuse of the above application can cause Husband 1.0 to default to Grumpy Silence 2.5, Happy Hour 7.0, or Beer 6.1.

WARNING: Beer 6.1 is a very nasty program that will create Snoring loudly. CAUTION: Whatever you do, DO NOT install Mother -in-law. This is not a supported application and will crash Husband 1.0. In summary, Husband 1.0 is a great program, but it does have limited memory and cannot learn new applications quickly.

You might consider buying additional software to improve memory and performance. I personally recommend Hot Food 3.0 and Lingerie 7.7.

Good Luck, Tech Support



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Dear Technical Support,

18 months ago, I upgraded to Girlfriend 1.0 from DrinkingMates 4.2, which I had used for years without any trouble. However, there are apparently conflicts between these two products and the only solution was to try and run Girlfriend 1.0 with the sound turned off.

To make matters worse, Girlfriend 1.0 is incompatible with several other applications, such as LadsNig htOut 3.1, Football 4.5, and Playboy 6.9. Successive versions of GirlFriend proved no better.

I tried a shareware program, Slapper 2.1, but it had many bugs and left a virus in my system, forcing me to shut down completely for several weeks. Eventually, I tried to run GirlFriend 1.2 and Girlfriend 1.0 at the same time, only to discover that when these two systems detected each other they caused severe damage to my hardware.

I eventually upgraded to Fiancée 1.0, only to discover that this product soon had to be upgraded further to Wife 1.0. While Wife 1.0 tends to use up all my available resources, it does come bundled with FreeSexPlus and Cleanhouse2005. Shortly after this upgrade, however, I found that Wife 1.0 could be very unstable and costly to run. Any mistakes I made were automatically stored in Wife 1.0's memory and could not be deleted.

They then resurfaced months later when I had forgotten about them. Wife 1.0 also has an automatic Diary, Explorer and E-mail filter, and can, without warning, launch TurboStrop and Multi-Whinge. These latter products have no Help files, and I have to try to guess what the problem is. Additional problems are that Wife 1.0 needs updating regularly, requiring ShoeShop Browser for new attachments and Hairstyle Express which needs to be reinstalled every other week. Also, when Wife 1.0 attaches itself to my Saab 93 Convertible hard drive, it often crashes.

Wife 1.0 also comes with an irritating pop-up called MotherInLaw, which can't be turned off. Recently I've been tempted to install Mistress 2006, but there could be problems. A friend of mine has alerted me to the fact that if Wife 1.0 detects Mistress 2006, it tends to delete all of your Money before uninstalling itself.

Signed,

Desperate

2006-07-14 08:32:18 · 7 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

shes a great singer!

2006-07-14 08:31:08 · 16 answers · asked by BeeBee 2 in Music

im making a movie so who ever wants to be in it can write thier experience reasons i should except you and how old you are and what your name and stuff.

2006-07-14 08:30:55 · 17 answers · asked by Anonymous in Movies

Bill bets Craig $100 that he can predict the score of the hockey game before it starts. Craig agrees, but loses the bet. Why did Craig lose the bet?

2006-07-14 08:30:53 · 23 answers · asked by WTF !!!!!!! 4 in Jokes & Riddles

i enjoyed this comic/actor as a kid and now as an adult. I can't thinkn of anyone in today's entertainment who is like him. can you?

2006-07-14 08:30:41 · 8 answers · asked by absolutbianca 3 in Movies

rock music is my favorite kind of music, i dont care for country music.

2006-07-14 08:30:24 · 22 answers · asked by pkuchick 4 in Music

2006-07-14 08:29:48 · 1 answers · asked by kndama@sbcglobal.net 2 in Music

I heard that there was a new movie that was coming out with him in it. Just him not Dylan. Why is that?

2006-07-14 08:29:37 · 2 answers · asked by citygirl 3 in Movies

from out of the bed to out the door to where your going (e.x. work, school)

2006-07-14 08:29:02 · 30 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

that be awesome

2006-07-14 08:28:37 · 10 answers · asked by Anonymous in Other - Entertainment

Have you ever heard of Ryhthm Art drumsets...are they a good drumset...any user references?

2006-07-14 08:28:08 · 1 answers · asked by Marshman 1 in Music

me and my mom don't understand the end of the pirates of the caribbean 2...who was that guy and wut was the point of him coming out and saying random stuff?????

2006-07-14 08:27:21 · 12 answers · asked by Angela 1 in Movies

There is a song. Sounds similar to maybe chevelle's music and voice. I can only remember a few of the words... Maybe someone can help me figure out what this song is... I would say the song was put out in 98-01?

Only lyrics I remember are

"you know, you know, you know, save me.."

that is repeated several times at the end of the song. This would be an alternative style song.

Please HELP!!! It's driving me mad for the last several days!!!
Thanks for any help :)

2006-07-14 08:27:13 · 1 answers · asked by ominousjune 2 in Music

Ive Met

Lamahl - Kajagoogoo ( 80s UK POP group Singer )
he was actually cool !

Singers from THE COOL NOTES (80s pop group)
again nice people !

Paul Daniels & Debbie
total **** ! ( him that is )

Bob C ( spit the dog )
o.k

Bobby Davro
Nice bloke but very Camp!

Sheila Ferguson ( Three Degrees )
Very Nice lady good Nick for here age !

Dave Lee Travis
good at what he does even bought me a pint top guy !


WHO YOU MET !...........................................

2006-07-14 08:27:11 · 49 answers · asked by terrystoner1 1 in Celebrities

the new movie with rupert grint from harry potter in it? looks interesting.

2006-07-14 08:27:05 · 1 answers · asked by thunderwear 4 in Movies

SYMPTOMS OF BEING OVER 25

1. You leave clubs before the end to "beat the rush".

2. You get more excited about having a roast on a Sunday than going clubbing.

3. You stop dreaming of becoming a professional footballer and start dreaming of having a son who might instead.

4. Before throwing the local paper away, you look through the property section.

5. All of a sudden, Tony Blair is not 46, he's only 46.

6. Before going out anywhere, you ask what the parking is like.

7. Rather than throw a knackered pair of trainers out, you keep them because they'll be alright for the garden.

8. You buy your first ever T-shirt without anything written on it.

9. Instead of laughing at the innovations catalogue that falls out of the newspaper, you suddenly see both the benefit and money saving properties of a plastic winter cover for your garden bench and an electronic mole repellent for the lawn. Not to mention the plastic man for the car to deter would-be thieves.

10. You start to worry about your parents' health.

11. Sure, you have more disposable income, but everything you want to buy costs between 200 and 500 quid.

12. You don't get funny looks when you buy a Disney video or a Wallace and Gromit bubble bath, as the sales assistant assumes they are for your child.

13. Pop music all starts to sound crap.

14. You opt for Pizza Express over Pizza Hut because they don't have any pictures on the menus and anyway, they do a really nice half-bottle of house white.

15. You always have enough milk in.

16. To compensate for the fact that you have little desire to go clubbing, you instead frequent really loud tapas restaurants and franchise pubs with wacky names in the mistaken belief that you have not turned into your parents.

17. While flicking through the TV channels, you happen upon C4's Time Team with Tony Robinson. You get drawn in.

18. The benefits of a pension scheme become clear.

19. You go out of your way to pick up a colour chart from B&Q.

2006-07-14 08:26:50 · 16 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

2006-07-14 08:26:04 · 19 answers · asked by hellomoto222 1 in Music

when asked this riddle, 80% of kindergarten
kids
got the answer, compared to 17% of
Stanford
University seniors.


What is greater than God,
More evil than the devil,
The poor have it,
The rich need it,
And if you eat it, you'll die?

2006-07-14 08:25:49 · 36 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

10 PTS TO WHO CAN TAKE ME THE FURTHEST DOWN MEMORY LANE... WHO REMEMBERS RAGS TO RICHES!????

2006-07-14 08:25:39 · 16 answers · asked by kaala79 4 in Television

Which one looks better?
Which one done a good job acting in the movie?
Which one is your favorite character, Jack Sparrow or Will Turner?

2006-07-14 08:25:22 · 26 answers · asked by Anonymous in Movies

2006-07-14 08:25:22 · 11 answers · asked by NICH178 2 in Other - Entertainment

I have broadband and I would like to see the TV this way. How do you do it?

2006-07-14 08:25:10 · 8 answers · asked by Anonymous in Television

cuz they havent figured out how to get 8 cups of water in the tiny kool-aid packet

2006-07-14 08:24:53 · 59 answers · asked by abc123 2 in Jokes & Riddles

wats greater than go,more evil than the devil,the poor have,the rich need it...???????????answer below 90% of harvard cant figure it out but 70% of pre skool can..











the answer is nothing

2006-07-14 08:24:42 · 13 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2006-07-14 08:24:39 · 16 answers · asked by Buster_Rhymez is Awsome! 1 in Movies

If so, are they putting out any new albums soon?

2006-07-14 08:23:39 · 8 answers · asked by bogoyatoo 3 in Music

2006-07-14 08:23:17 · 5 answers · asked by ~2Sxy4u!~ 4 in Music