Entertainment & Music - 14 July 2006

2006-07-14 08:45:26 · 14 answers · asked by funkytown_hustla 1 in Other - Entertainment

I rent movies through NetFlix, but have been thinking about switching to Blockbuster. What are your opinions on Blockbuster Online.
Thanks so much in advance.

2006-07-14 08:45:23 · 4 answers · asked by Anonymous in Other - Entertainment

2006-07-14 08:44:47 · 12 answers · asked by Anonymous in Music

I am pretty sure what is, but why the hell would peope do that to their penis? Is it morally correct?

2006-07-14 08:44:14 · 13 answers · asked by 120 IQ 4 in Other - Entertainment

ive got 32.5gigs

2006-07-14 08:43:58 · 31 answers · asked by Anonymous in Music

Stuf like...
O, im sorry, I thought you were a security guard.
I bet you wont.
Ha! just try and catch me.
Sorry, im stoned out of my mind.
How would i know how fast i was going, my speedometer dosen`t go that high.

2006-07-14 08:43:50 · 21 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

As much as we try to convince ourselves otherwise, the WORKPOO is inevitable. For those who hate pooing at work, the following is the Survival Guide for taking a dump at work.

CROP DUSTING -- When farting, you walk briskly around the office so the smell is not in your area and everyone else gets a whiff but doesn't know where it came from. Be careful when you do this. Do not stop until the full fart has been expelled. Walk an extra 30 feet to make
sure the smell has left your pants.

FLY BY -- The act of scouting out a bathroom before pooing. Walk in and check for other pooers. If there are others in the bathroom, leave and come back again. Be careful not to become a FREQUENT FLYER. People may become suspicious if they catch you constantly going into the bathroom.

ESCAPEE -- A fart that slips out while taking a leak at the urinal or forcing a poo in a cubicle. This is usually accompanied by a sudden wave of embarrassment. If you release an escapee, do not acknowledge it. Pretend it did not happen. If you are standing next to the farter in the urinal, pretend you did not hear it. No one likes an escapee. It is uncomfortable for all involved. Making a joke or laughing makes both parties feel uneasy.

JAILBREAK -- When forcing a poo, several farts slip out at a machine gun pace. This is usually a side effect of diarrhoea or a hangover. If this should happen, do not panic. Remain in the cubicle until everyone has left the bathroom to spare everyone the awkwardness of what just occurred.

COURTESY FLUSH -- The act of flushing the toilet the instant the poo hits the water. This reduces the amount of airtime the poo has to stink up the bathroom. This can help you avoid being caught doing the WALK OF SHAME. (yep..guilty)

WALK OF SHAME -- Walking from the cubicle, to the sink, to the door after you have just stunk up the bathroom. This can be a very uncomfortable moment if someone walks in and busts you. As with farts, it is best to pretend that the smell does not exist. Can be avoided with the use of the COURTESY FLUSH.

OUT OF THE CLOSET POOER -- A colleague who poos at work and is proud of it. You will often see an Out Of The Closet pooer enter the bathroom with a newspaper or magazine under his or her arm. Always look around the office for the Out Of The Closet Pooer before entering the bathroom.

THE POOING FRIENDS NETWORK (P.F.N) -- A group of co-workers who band together to ensure emergency pooing goes off without incident. This group can help you to monitor the whereabouts of Out Of The Closet Pooers, and identify SAFE HAVENS.

SAFE HAVENS -- A seldom-used bathroom somewhere in the building where you can least expect visitors. Try floors that are predominantly of the opposite sex. This will reduce the odds of a pooer of your sex entering the bathroom.

TURD BURGLAR -- Someone who does not realise that you are in the cubicle and tries to force the door open. This is one of the most shocking and vulnerable moments that can occur when taking a poo at work. If this occurs, remain in the cubicle until the Turd Burglar leaves. This way you will avoid all uncomfortable eye contact.

CAMO-COUGH -- A phoney cough that alerts all new entrants into the bathroom that you are in a cubicle. This can be used to cover-up a WATERMELON, or to alert potential Turd Burglars. Very effective when used in conjunction with an ASTAIRE.

ASTAIRE -- A subtle toe-tap that is used to alert potential Turd Burglars that you are occupying a cubicle. This will remove all doubt that the cubicle is occupied. If you hear an Astaire, leave the bathroom immediately so the pooer can poo in peace.

WATERMELON -- A poo that creates a loud splash when hitting the toilet
water. This is also an embarrassing incident. If you feel a Watermelon coming on, create a diversion. See CAMO-COUGH.

HAVANAOMELET -- A case of diarrhoea that creates a series of loud splashes in the toilet water. Often accompanied by an Escapee. Try using a Camo-Cough with an Astaire.

UNCLE TED -- A bathroom user who seems to linger around forever. Could spend extended lengths of time in front of the mirror or sitting on the pot. An Uncle Ted makes it difficult to relax while on the crapper, as you should always wait to poo when the bathroom is empty. This benefits you as well as the other bathroom attendees

2006-07-14 08:42:36 · 7 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

im only 20 but i like shows that came out b4 i was born. like threes company or all in the family. and another or family ties or goodtimes and all that ****

2006-07-14 08:40:46 · 33 answers · asked by Anonymous in Television

I just love the show and wish they had more episodes.

2006-07-14 08:40:40 · 12 answers · asked by sugasofly85 1 in Television

I think the name of the rap is called "hustler" they say it often in the song. - here are the lyrics i remeber. I heard it on the radio and wanted to know who made this song. I use to love it and want to down load it on my mp3 player--Punks be rollin up in caddies knowing the car belongs to their daddy.pumpin the volume up in the speakers-when they blow-your pop is gonna beat your butt-your out of gas-still rollin-cause it's your mind the girls are controlling-you should ride around my way-& just like a punk as you say okay. then there is also a part in the rap about how the persons house is wack -you come in the front and fall out the back- and another part about sucking tokens from a train stile - Please help me with this rap song!!!

2006-07-14 08:40:39 · 3 answers · asked by pretty's girl 3 in Music

2006-07-14 08:40:27 · 16 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

Mine was that I was 'swimming' in a wheat field.

2006-07-14 08:38:48 · 46 answers · asked by curiositycat 6 in Polls & Surveys

2006-07-14 08:38:46 · 7 answers · asked by Anonymous in Television

I know that it is hard to talk about, but I was physically and mentally abused as a child all the way up to my teen years before I left at the age of 16 to go and live with my sister. If there is anyone out there still being abused mentally, physically or even sexually.. I am here to say it is not your fault and no one would blame you if you were to speak out against it. Tell someone that you know can help. ex. 911, CPS or even APS (adult protection services) I did and couldn't be happier.

2006-07-14 08:38:27 · 6 answers · asked by kalynn h 2 in Polls & Surveys

2006-07-14 08:38:23 · 6 answers · asked by golaicecream 2 in Horoscopes

You're all so special and amazing, it troubles me that most guys aren't appreciated you the way they should!

2006-07-14 08:38:14 · 11 answers · asked by cpt_my_extreme 1 in Polls & Surveys

what is your typical everyday schedule like? what time do you get up in the morning, what time you eat breakfast, lunch, dinner etc. do you drive? how long? just curious to see how other people live. what do you do on the weekends.

serious answers please. if you don't like the question, then skip it.

2006-07-14 08:38:09 · 13 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

give me any info how 2 talk 2 her i need help plz plz help me if i talk to here i will inviet u to talk 2 her also so plz help me!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

2006-07-14 08:37:57 · 17 answers · asked by big bob 1 in Celebrities

2006-07-14 08:36:56 · 5 answers · asked by nola_cajun 6 in Music

2006-07-14 08:36:54 · 13 answers · asked by jay dub 1 in Music

2006-07-14 08:36:53 · 9 answers · asked by Anonymous in Celebrities

Ted Nugent
Chuck Norris
Gerald McRaney
R.Lee Ermey
Susan Howard
Kurt Russell
James Best
Clint Eastwood
Sylvester Stallone
Dick Cheney
Weird Al Yankovic
Jesse Ventura
Tiger Woods
James Woods
Ice T
The Geico Gecko
Bo Bice
Steven Seagal
Pierce Brosnon
The Rock
Gillian Anderson
Nikita Ager
Charlton Heston
Mario Van Peebles
Arnold Schwarzenegger
John Travolta
Mark Hamill
Oprah
Angelina Jolie
Elmer Fudd
Name your own Celeb
No defending that stupid duck pick a celeb and name a weapon.
Darn I hate that annoying duck

2006-07-14 08:36:40 · 9 answers · asked by gerbil31603 5 in Celebrities

Paul oakenfold -live from havana ?

2006-07-14 08:36:16 · 1 answers · asked by nola_cajun 6 in Music

i always heard what goes up MUST come down, yet it's NOT true.

2006-07-14 08:36:12 · 13 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

wich is cooler and better.

2006-07-14 08:35:55 · 36 answers · asked by greeny martiny 2 in Music

um, im burning a CD to listen to when im playing some of my videogames (halo and halo 2). all of the games that i play (mine and my best friends) are violent battle games, mostly FPS and RPG. im kinda stuck. can anybody give me some good ideas for songs on the CD? i really dont care about their order (they dont have to go along with the feel of the game). just some good ideas. ive got a couple already.

breaking benjamin- blow me away
nine inch nails- the hand that feeds
hoobastank- connected
saliva- click click boom
system of a down- attack
12 stones- eric's song
linkin park- points of authority (reanimation and hybrid theory versions)

basically, anything that might make a good fight song.

2006-07-14 08:35:35 · 7 answers · asked by Raven 3 in Music

- moo ♥
- woof woof ♥
- meow ♥
- tweet tweet ♥
- oink oink ♥
- ribbit ribbit ♥
- cok-a-doodle-doo ♥

did i forget any another animal sound?

2006-07-14 08:35:31 · 9 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2006-07-14 08:34:55 · 7 answers · asked by golaicecream 2 in Horoscopes

A woman shoots her husband.
Then she holds him under water for over 5 minutes.
Finally, she hangs him.
But 5 minutes later they both go out together and enjoy a wonderful dinner together.
How can this be?

2006-07-14 08:34:46 · 11 answers · asked by WTF !!!!!!! 4 in Jokes & Riddles

7 kinds of sex
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Recent research shows that there are 7 kinds of sex:


The 1st kind of sex is called: Smurf Sex: This kind of sex happens when you first meet someone and you both have sex until you are blue in the face.


The 2nd kind of sex is called: Kitchen Sex: This is when you have been with your partner for a short time and you are so horny you will have sex anywhere, even in the kitchen.


The 3rd kind of sex is called: Bedroom Sex: This is when you have been with your partner for a long time. Your sex has gotten routine and you usually have sex only in your bedroom.


The 4th kind of sex is called: Hallway Sex: This is when you have been with your partner for too long. When you pass each other in the hallway you both say "screw you".


The 5th kind of sex is called: Courtroom Sex: This is when you cannot stand your wife any more. She takes you to court and screws you in front of everyone.


The 6th kind is called: Religious Sex: This means you get Nun in the morning, Nun in the afternoon and Nun at night.


OOPS... Don't forget the 7th kind of sex: Social Security Sex: You get a little each month. But not enough to live on!

2006-07-14 08:34:36 · 24 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles