Stuf like...
O, im sorry, I thought you were a security guard.
I bet you wont.
Ha! just try and catch me.
Sorry, im stoned out of my mind.
How would i know how fast i was going, my speedometer dosen`t go that high.
2006-07-14 08:43:50 · 21 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
How about these?
1. Sorry, Officer, I didn't realize my radar detector wasn't plugged in.
2. Aren't you the guy from the Village People?
3. Hey, you must've been doin' about 125 mph to keep up with me. Good job!
4. Are You Andy or Barney?
5. I thought you had to be in good physical condition to be a police officer.
6. You're not gonna check the trunk, are you?
7. I pay your salary!
8. Gee, Officer! That's terrific. The last officer only gave me a warning, too!
9. Do you know why you pulled me over? Okay, just so one of us does.
10. I was trying to keep up with traffic. I know there are no other cars around. That's how far ahead of me they are.
11. When the Officer says "Gee Son....Your eyes look red, have you been drinking?" You probably shouldn't respond with, "Gee Officer your eyes look glazed, have you been eating doughnuts?"
2006-07-14 08:47:58 · answer #1 · answered by loving father 5 · 2⤊ 0⤋
a million. yet osifer...I.... 2. I pay your taxes 3. Boy, you're literally not as tall in individual. 4. Boy, you're even fatter than you appeared in the motor vehicle. 5. Wait the following only a minute, my living house is coming back round. 6. Why and the heck won't be able to you stress me living house? i purchased that motor vehicle you're driving. that's mine. 7. in case you probably did not have on that badge, my old guy over the following ought to kick your a** the finest of ALL TIME that's sure to GET YOU LOCKED UP (believe me in this one) ****"i'll blow that, as quickly as i'll blow that (element to it). how in a well timed fashion do you imagine that's going to ensue? HA HA HA HA. yet, believe me you'll visit reformatory for that one!
2016-11-02 01:47:39 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
When you're pulled over by a cop,it's yes sir,no sir,thank you sir.
Just remember,what you say or do can be used against you in a court of law. Oh and by the way, next time you're walking to your car thru the parking lot in the middle of the night,guess who's out there in the cold,in the rain,in the heat so you can get to your car safely and go home to your family. THE SECURITY GUARD!
2006-07-14 08:54:06 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Yeah, I'd probably avoid the aformentioned things. Also may want to avoid saying, "Hold my beer while I get my license" or "How's Otis and Floyd?"
2006-07-14 08:48:11 · answer #4 · answered by worldglobetrottergirl 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Check the trunk
2006-07-14 08:47:09 · answer #5 · answered by ric_ozz 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Listen to loving father
2006-07-14 08:51:44 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
True story...
Black Cop: Do you know why I pulled you over?
Friend of mine: 'Cause you smelled my chicken? (He had a bucket of KFC in the passenger seat)
No, the cop didn't laugh. Yes, my friend got a ticket.
2006-07-14 09:03:16 · answer #7 · answered by browneyedgirl 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Um, Yea... could you hurry this up cause I have a life to get back to unlike "some people"?
2006-07-14 08:48:31 · answer #8 · answered by Black Queen 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Don't mind me I'm baked. Hey was that you I saw at Winchells? You look like my pet pig Wilbur.
2006-07-14 08:47:22 · answer #9 · answered by arabslayer34 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Have you been drinking? I have!
So.... Donut shop was closed? Had to get your kicks by beating the **** out of minorities?
2006-07-14 08:49:18 · answer #10 · answered by yourstupidityeludesme 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋