7 kinds of sex
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Recent research shows that there are 7 kinds of sex:
The 1st kind of sex is called: Smurf Sex: This kind of sex happens when you first meet someone and you both have sex until you are blue in the face.
The 2nd kind of sex is called: Kitchen Sex: This is when you have been with your partner for a short time and you are so horny you will have sex anywhere, even in the kitchen.
The 3rd kind of sex is called: Bedroom Sex: This is when you have been with your partner for a long time. Your sex has gotten routine and you usually have sex only in your bedroom.
The 4th kind of sex is called: Hallway Sex: This is when you have been with your partner for too long. When you pass each other in the hallway you both say "screw you".
The 5th kind of sex is called: Courtroom Sex: This is when you cannot stand your wife any more. She takes you to court and screws you in front of everyone.
The 6th kind is called: Religious Sex: This means you get Nun in the morning, Nun in the afternoon and Nun at night.
OOPS... Don't forget the 7th kind of sex: Social Security Sex: You get a little each month. But not enough to live on!
2006-07-14 08:34:36 · 24 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Wow....so so funny !!! This is a 10 out of 10 easily. BUT YOU FORGOT ONE....INCOME TAX SEX, WHERE YOU GET SCREWED ONLY ONCE A YEAR !!!
2006-07-14 08:39:50 · answer #1 · answered by daddydoggie 5 · 18⤊ 0⤋
lol....I really like the Hallway sex one... But there should be an intermediary between 3 and 4. 3.5 Shhh and Shoo Sex... It's when you're married to your partner and have a family. You have sex late at night...and you stop in the middle of it, and one of you say..."Shhhh shut up..is one of the kids coming.." or you yell at the freakin' dog "..shooo get out of here..!!" don't want no freakin audience at the bottom of the bed.. : )
2006-07-14 08:51:12 · answer #2 · answered by Dreamer363 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
i'd have not in any respect idea there have been 7 sorts of sex, notwithstanding this is smart. until eventually you have become paid for it, i will ascertain no longer desirous to handle all people's sex issues. that is what marriage and sex counselors are for. are you able to imagine telling someone you're a sex therapist? that ought to reason some pleasing discussions!
2016-10-14 11:26:16 · answer #3 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
There are a lot more than 7 kinds of sex, believe me.....
2006-07-14 08:56:43 · answer #4 · answered by emjay1212001 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Nice one! lol
I was on about the third, but we had a big fall out so now we have gone back down to number 2.
Don't you just love the make up sex!!!!!!!!
2006-07-14 08:51:02 · answer #5 · answered by MoJoJoJo 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
That really is true, well the beginning anyway I'm only up to the 3rd stage (don't want to go any further!)
2006-07-14 08:44:28 · answer #6 · answered by floppity 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
You forgot doggy style - you beg for half an hour then she rolls over and plays dead!
2006-07-14 12:25:52 · answer #7 · answered by The Wandering Blade 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I've heard this joke before. One of my friends from school told me. But thanks for reminding me of the joke 'cause I forgot all about it. The joke is not really funny to me, but I guess I like it. It's interesting. And thanks for the 2 points.
2006-07-14 08:40:18 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
I've had all of them but not with the same woman. If you know what I mean.
2006-07-14 08:39:00 · answer #9 · answered by Chris M 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Man...my life must really suck!!! That's more sex than I've gotten :(
Lololol
2006-07-14 08:41:35 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋