Entertainment & Music - 6 July 2006

every morning a man wakes up in his 18 floor apartment, gets dressed, takes the elevator to the first floor, and goes downtown to work.Every evening he gets to the apartment building and goes to the 9 floor in the elevator.He climbs the stairs the rest of the way.Why?

Hint: If there is another person in the elevator he goes all the way up to the 18 floor.

2006-07-06 17:12:22 · 44 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

what should I do with it?

2006-07-06 17:11:37 · 14 answers · asked by hahaha 5 in Other - Entertainment

Catherin Bach as Daisy Duke was an intetelligent sassy sexy brunette, why the hell did they get that ugly stupid jessica simpson to play Daisy in the movie, it was a slap in the face to all brunettes.

2006-07-06 17:11:13 · 4 answers · asked by creeklops 5 in Movies

All I could make out was something something, I swear.

2006-07-06 17:11:10 · 3 answers · asked by mitchelltk5j 2 in Movies

2006-07-06 17:10:52 · 22 answers · asked by chal 1 in Television

do you like men with hairy bodies like mine?
or are you one of those women who hate hairy bodies?

2006-07-06 17:10:42 · 23 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

There was this guy at a bar, just looking at his drink. He stays like that for half of an hour.

Then, this big trouble-making truck driver steps next to him, takes the drink from the guy, and just drinks it all down. The poor man starts crying. The truck driver says, "Come on man, I was just joking. Here, I'll buy you another drink. I just can't stand to see a man cry."

"No, it's not that. This day is the worst of my life. First, I fall asleep, and I go late to my office. My boss, outrageous, fires me. When I leave the building, to my car, I found out it was stolen. The police said that they can do nothing. I get a cab to return home, and when I leave it, I remember I left my wallet and credit cards there. The cab driver just drives away."

"I go home, and when I get there, I find my wife in bed with the gardener. I leave home, and come to this bar. And just when I was thinking about putting an end to my life, you show up and drink my poison."

♥

2006-07-06 17:10:41 · 10 answers · asked by ♥ The One You Love To Hate♥ 7 in Jokes & Riddles

see i am in a middle school band and nobody knows this but i actually like it...people say they hate it in my class but i think they enjoy it....why would someone lie about that??

2006-07-06 17:10:33 · 12 answers · asked by ladybuggirl 1 in Music

DONT YOU JUST LOVE THE DETAIL THEY GO INTO?... AND THE GUYS!

2006-07-06 17:08:23 · 12 answers · asked by Hill 2 in Magazines

2006-07-06 17:08:17 · 14 answers · asked by Jeremiah's_Heart 2 in Polls & Surveys

2006-07-06 17:08:00 · 11 answers · asked by Jeremiah's_Heart 2 in Polls & Surveys

I just want to know your opinions in music...

2006-07-06 17:07:58 · 4 answers · asked by Anonymous in Music

Why?

2006-07-06 17:07:21 · 10 answers · asked by oaksterdamhippiechick 5 in Television

And I'm making a cd so that i can play so I won't have to listen to the radio (which plays every song of ours every 5 mins). What are some good "Go Girl" songs? Ones that are good after a break up? Any genre is fine.

2006-07-06 17:06:45 · 12 answers · asked by collegegirl_85 1 in Music

2006-07-06 17:05:58 · 43 answers · asked by Gunsmoke 1 in Movies

xX.-- Do You Enjoy South Park More Than Family Guy??
Do You Enjoy Family Guy More Than South Park??
Give Your Opinion! Tell Why!

2006-07-06 17:04:49 · 25 answers · asked by McM 1 in Television

Is there anyone you really feel sorry for?

2006-07-06 17:03:27 · 14 answers · asked by Maggi 4 in Celebrities

like good eats, food 911, easy entertaining, everyday itialian, and paula's cooking?

2006-07-06 17:02:28 · 3 answers · asked by Anonymous in Television

why does a black person have 2 pollbearers at their funeral? -----------------------------this is a joke dont get mad you nazis out there--------------------

2006-07-06 17:01:49 · 16 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

2006-07-06 17:01:32 · 20 answers · asked by hotcakelaugh 3 in Other - Entertainment

Rent. i was just wondering what other ppl thought of it plz don't answer rudely bc i haven't seen it yet just heard about it and was wondering what other pl thought of it

2006-07-06 17:01:20 · 12 answers · asked by dubbergirlpanda 3 in Movies

2006-07-06 17:00:44 · 15 answers · asked by cute_lesbian 1 in Celebrities

I was listening to the radio a few days ago and heard this song on a country station, it sounded kind of old. It was about a guy who worked at a car company and he took pieces of the car home each day and built his own car. He said it was a black car, so i'm guessing he was talking about a Model T. I've been trying to find out the name of this song for days and was wondering if anyone could help me? It sounded a little like Johnny Cash but i'm not sure.

2006-07-06 16:59:14 · 5 answers · asked by Anonymous in Music

ARENT YOU EXCITED??? ???? ???

2006-07-06 16:58:43 · 14 answers · asked by Anonymous in Movies

how old to enter the sunddance and other big film festivals

2006-07-06 16:57:52 · 2 answers · asked by kevin_smith_fan 2 in Movies

your moma is so skinny she can hula hoop through a cheerio

2006-07-06 16:57:32 · 21 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

no matter what they'll always screw ya...

A doctor and a lawyer were talking at a party.

Their conversation was constantly interrupted by people describing their ailments and asking the doctor for free medical advice.

After an hour of this, the exasperated doctor asked the lawyer, "What do you do to stop people from asking you for legal advice when you're out of the office?"

"I give it to them," replied the lawyer, "and then I send them a bill."

The doctor was shocked, but agreed to give it a try.

The next day, still feeling slightly guilty, the doctor prepared the bills.

When he went to place them in his mailbox, he found a bill from the lawyer.

2006-07-06 16:57:09 · 7 answers · asked by ♥ The One You Love To Hate♥ 7 in Jokes & Riddles

if I send him to Obedience School and his name is "Stay"?

2006-07-06 16:56:51 · 9 answers · asked by Comfortably Numb™ 7 in Jokes & Riddles

my older sister can be a little bit of fun.

2006-07-06 16:56:02 · 16 answers · asked by Anonymous in Comics & Animation

By chance, I turned on the Disney Channel and I saw her, and she is quite large!

When did this happen? Why doesn't she lose this weight?
She used to be semi-attractive, and now she just... isn't.

Did anyone else notice this?

2006-07-06 16:55:56 · 33 answers · asked by doubled254 3 in Celebrities