your moma is so skinny she can hula hoop through a cheerio
2006-07-06 16:57:32 · 21 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
I've got lots!
Yo mama so fat when she saw Jenny Craig, she ate Jenny AND Craig!
Yo mama so fat when she wears a red jacket people say 'It's the big red ball that makes dreams come true!'
Yo mama so fat when she steps on a scale, it read "one at a time, please"
Yo mama so fat when she sits on my face I can't hear the stereo.
Yo mama so fat she fell in love and broke it.
Yo mama so fat when she gets on the scale it says to be continued.
Yo mama so fat when she gets on the scale it says we don't do livestock.
Yo mama so fat her neck looks like a pair of hot dogs!
Yo mama so fat she's got her own area code!
Yo mama so stupid she hears it's chilly outside so she gets a bowl
Yo mama so stupid you have to dig for her IQ!
Yo mama so stupid she got locked in a grocery store and starved!
Yo mama so stupid it took her 2 hours to watch 60 Minutes!
Yo mama so stupid that she tried to put M&M's in alphabetical order!
Yo mama so stupid she could trip over a cordless phone!
Yo mama so stupid she sold her car for gasoline money!
Yo mama so stupid she thinks a quarterback is a refund!
2006-07-08 20:11:23 · answer #1 · answered by columbia 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Ha ha cute! Here's One Yo mama's so ugly she had to trick or treat over the phone.
2006-07-07 00:11:59 · answer #2 · answered by red dragon 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
try these yo momma jokes so fat even her picture is heavy
yo momma so skinny she swallowed an m&m and looked six months prenant
yo momma so fat she walked by the the tv and i missed 6 episodes.
now those are good yo momma jokes
2006-07-07 00:04:29 · answer #3 · answered by jm 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Your Mama is so loose it's like throwing a hotdog down a hallway
2006-07-07 00:25:17 · answer #4 · answered by clockworkod 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Your Mamma said to tell you not to be telling those stupid Yo Momma jokes.
She says it makes you look and sound stupid when you tell them.
Says it makes you sound like ignorant White trash.
2006-07-07 01:36:53 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
I like that one!
My favorite one is this one though:
Your momma is so skinny she ate an m&m and everyone thought she was six months pregnant!
2006-07-07 00:04:08 · answer #6 · answered by Mary 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
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2006-07-06 23:59:20 · answer #7 · answered by dubbergirlpanda 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
yo mama is sooo stupid that it tool her two hours to watch 60 minutes
2006-07-07 01:07:38 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Your mama's so bald, when she wears a turtleneck sweater, she looks like a busted condom!
2006-07-07 00:03:32 · answer #9 · answered by Pask 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Good one!! I got one.. Your momma is so fat she went to Jenny Craig and they said We don't do miracles... or I so happy and excited for your mom, can't wait to see her in her 1st movie "King Kong".....
2006-07-07 00:03:25 · answer #10 · answered by banana3 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋