One day a duck walks into a bar and asks the
bartender "Do you got any grapes?"
The bartender says, "No we don't serve grapes
here."
So the duck leaves and returns the next day
and asks "Do you got any grapes?" The bartender
says "No we don't serve grapes here."
So the duck leaves and returns for the next
five days asking the same question.
The fifth day the bartender gets pissed and says,
"If ask for grapes one more time, I'm gonna nail
your dick to the floor!"
So the duck leaves and returns the next day and
asks "Got any hammers?"
"No." replies the bartender.
"Got any nails?" "No."
"Got any grapes?"
2006-07-03
12:56:25
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