One day a duck walks into a bar and asks the
bartender "Do you got any grapes?"
The bartender says, "No we don't serve grapes
here."
So the duck leaves and returns the next day
and asks "Do you got any grapes?" The bartender
says "No we don't serve grapes here."
So the duck leaves and returns for the next
five days asking the same question.
The fifth day the bartender gets pissed and says,
"If ask for grapes one more time, I'm gonna nail
your dick to the floor!"
So the duck leaves and returns the next day and
asks "Got any hammers?"
"No." replies the bartender.
"Got any nails?" "No."
"Got any grapes?"
2006-07-03 12:56:25 · 14 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
that is funny
2006-07-03 13:01:06 · answer #1 · answered by tiffany b 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Now that's a funny bird joke!
Here is another bird joke for you.
The Magician and The Parrot
A magician worked on a cruise ship.
The audience was different each week so the magician did the same tricks over and over again.
There was only one problem:
The captain's parrot saw the shows each week and began to understand how the magician did every trick.
Once he understood, he started shouting in the middle of the show, "Look, it's not the same hat!" or, "Look, he's hiding the flowers under the table!" or, "Hey, why are all the cards the ace of spades?"
The magician was furious but couldn't do anything.
It was, after all, the captain's parrot.
Then one stormy night on the Pacific, the ship unfortunately sank, drowning almost all who were on board.
The magician luckily found himself on a piece of wood floating in the middle of the sea, as fate would have it ... with the parrot.
They stared at each other with hatred, but did not utter a word.
This went on for a day... and then 2 days .. and then 3 days .
Finally on the 4th day, the parrot could not hold back any longer and said ..... "OK, I give up. Where's the f__kin' ship?"
2006-07-03 13:43:37 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Long & with somewhat expected ending, thus the element of surprise needed for a belly laugh was missing. I rate this a 4, certainly worthy of a chuckle in some circles.
Thanks for sharing.
2006-07-04 02:11:52 · answer #3 · answered by iiiis 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Heard it before, but it still gets me to laugh. It's good. Prolly a 8 or 9.
2006-07-03 13:04:00 · answer #4 · answered by God's Honest Truth 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
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2016-12-10 04:09:59 · answer #5 · answered by marianna 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
2 thumbs up!!
2006-07-03 13:01:51 · answer #6 · answered by Liz P 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
It is not duck, it was IAMIGLOO
10+*
2006-07-03 17:23:07 · answer #7 · answered by Pd 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I just read this one the other day and it still isn't that good sorry.
2006-07-03 13:12:53 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
funny real funny ill give it a "10" :)
2006-07-03 13:08:11 · answer #9 · answered by i luv JESUS 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hahaha. tis the funniest i've hed so far this day.
2006-07-03 13:03:38 · answer #10 · answered by atticus 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋