Entertainment & Music - 22 June 2006

Did you hear about the call girl that had to get her appendix out? The doctor sewed up the wrong hole and now she's making money on the side.

What does it mean when the doctor says you have six months to live? You have five months to pay.

When does a doctor suggest emergency surgery? When he's ready for a new sports car.

How do deaf gynecologists work? They read lips.

How can you tell if you have a cheap doctor? He takes Friday off to play miniature golf.

How can you tell when a surgeon is not thinking about the operation? Before he makes an incision, he yells "Fore!"

Why did the duck go to the doctor's office? He was looking for a quack.

Who takes care of blue balls? The Head Nurse.

What advice don't you want to hear from a doctor before an operation? Whatever you do, don't go into the light.

http://www.total-knowledge.com/~willyblues/

2006-06-22 16:32:13 · 5 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

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any one know who sing this song??

i really want to know who sing this song, i think its called "missing you" and in the chorus she says "im missing you like rain" and she sounds black, it kinda sound like ashanti, or alliyah... does any body know this song?

2006-06-22 16:30:55 · 13 answers · asked by Anonymous in Music

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Where may you find roads without cars; Cities without houses; and Forests without trees?

2006-06-22 16:30:55 · 20 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

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Who is Funnier? Sean Hayes, Vince Vaughn, or Zack Braff?

I realize they aren't necessarily the same kind of funny, but I guess I'm asking, which do you think is the most entertaining with their comedy? They're my top 3 funniest ACTORS ever, I can't decide!!

2006-06-22 16:29:39 · 9 answers · asked by ? 3 in Celebrities

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How do I make my avatar fat? I'm not fat, yet. But say I got pregnant or gained a quick 30 over summer.?

2006-06-22 16:28:59 · 23 answers · asked by ticklefoot 4 in Jokes & Riddles

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I'm a Libra. Who is my match?

2006-06-22 16:28:29 · 28 answers · asked by Anonymous in Horoscopes

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dude whats your favourite band?

2006-06-22 16:28:13 · 37 answers · asked by Anonymous in Music

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lyrics to : "im on a high, a high, nothing more to it"?

its kinda techno ish..

2006-06-22 16:26:22 · 1 answers · asked by Anonymous in Music

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What's your favorite Disney movie?

mine would have to be Beauty and the Beast

2006-06-22 16:25:15 · 68 answers · asked by sweetjumpshot 2 in Movies

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How well do you know the guys who were in the "British Invasion" of the 60's?

I'll name the band member . You name the band.

1. Rick Huxley ?
2. Derek Leckenby ?
3. Gordon Waller ?
4. Eric Burdon ?
5. Charlie Watts ?

2006-06-22 16:25:00 · 12 answers · asked by I am Sunshine 6 in Music

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What do you Think about the New choice of Superman?

I thought he seemed a bit young but am willing to give him a chance & see the movie next week.

2006-06-22 16:24:22 · 7 answers · asked by Celtic Tejas 6 in Movies

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who loved the movie "The Titanic"?

2006-06-22 16:23:41 · 34 answers · asked by Anonymous in Movies

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Ever been to a breaking benjamin concert?

Does anyone like breaking bnejamin and have you been to one of their concerts? I've never been to one and i want to know what is like to go to one? Just answer me what you thought of it and if you liked it alot and that kind of stuff.

The person with the best answer gets 10 points!

2006-06-22 16:23:15 · 4 answers · asked by Corey L 2 in Music

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Why are you soo stupide?

2006-06-22 16:22:41 · 39 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

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What side did Matt Skiba have his nose pierced on?

2006-06-22 16:22:08 · 2 answers · asked by j.d. 1 in Other - Entertainment

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Ideas on Special Number plate for a car, any one?

What would be a real cool thing to put on a special number plate for a car, It shouldn't be too wild, It's a Camry sedan, in the color of Metalic Beige /champaign. You can have maximum of 7 letters or numbers, or a combination

Or which one you think is better , IMQT , QT , QTEEE, I. CANDY, ROLLIN , BLING ,

Thanks a lot!

2006-06-22 16:21:19 · 19 answers · asked by Tang Princess 3 in Polls & Surveys

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I have an Interview tomorrow and I am suppose to bring a photo but im not sure which to bring Help!?

http://www.edgeimages.com/members/lace18/index.php?see=photos or should I bring a snap shot? It is for a acting/ modeling interview

2006-06-22 16:19:07 · 11 answers · asked by Lace18 2 in Other - Entertainment

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Labyrinth anyone?

Have you seen it? and did you like it? Iit had great things in it like sphereplay, David Bowie, hip 80's clothes ( >.< ), and a big maze where did it go wrong?

2006-06-22 16:18:51 · 17 answers · asked by a rose with black ribbon 2 in Movies

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What are your 5 favorite Disney Pixar movies!?

Mine are
5. Toy Story 2
4. Pinocchio
3. Beauty And The Beast (1991)
2. Finding Nemo
1. Snow White And The Seven Dwarfs

2006-06-22 16:18:49 · 11 answers · asked by LedZeppelin4ever1955 3 in Movies

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avril lavine on jay leno. song? approx 04' or 05'??????

she performed on jay leno show outside on stage on either 2004 or 2005....i want the song she sang but i dont know the name of it, please help....thanks

2006-06-22 16:18:30 · 3 answers · asked by Mommy Blankley 1 in Music

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