Have you noticed how Batman is cool because he has a butler? Well, another sign that I may be Batman (or he may be me) is that I too, have a butler. He is Italian, and his ame is Alfredo. But, it is so cool to have a butler. First, you domn't have to open your own mail. The butler will do it. If you need your uniform ironed, the butler will do it. And if people keep asking why you are spending too much time in your cave, the butler covers for you.
I don' know if I am Batman, or if he is me, or if we are two different people, but take it from me, if you can get a butler, get one.
P.S. My butler makes a mean Fettucini. It is so good, they even named it after him.
2006-06-21
10:02:09
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