Entertainment & Music - 17 June 2006

A murderer is condemned to death. He has to choose between three rooms. The first is full of raging fires, the second is full of assassins with loaded guns, and the third is full of lions that haven't eaten in 3 years - Which room is safest for him? why?

2006-06-17 13:11:05 · 28 answers · asked by taxation517 2 in Jokes & Riddles

Ummmm.....you know......I am illiterate....I am really ashamed of this....how can I learn to read and write??? Is it possible to do so, considering my age?

2006-06-17 13:10:22 · 39 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

That Dustin Diamond aka Screech is on the verge of losing his house?

Should he fight horshack again in a celebrity boxing match again and almost beat the poor guy into a coma?

2006-06-17 13:09:15 · 16 answers · asked by mick987g 5 in Celebrities

2006-06-17 13:08:06 · 14 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

Have you heard that the Tampax Corporation is replacing all of its strings with tinsel?

It's for the Christmas Period!

2006-06-17 13:07:36 · 14 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

my birth day is january 20 does this make me an aquarian or a capricorn, some websites say aquarius, some say capricorn, i believe my self to be an aquarian, but am not sure

2006-06-17 13:06:26 · 16 answers · asked by MJA--aka wiccan pride 3 in Horoscopes

I believe the Yipes may have been out of Wisconsin and had a couple of records in the 80's

2006-06-17 13:05:56 · 4 answers · asked by Billy Bumper 1 in Celebrities

Johnny's fiddle was impresive. But when the Band of Demons came in, the groove was undeniable. Don't get me wrong, I admire Johnny's courage to go toe-to-toe with such a formidle adversary as Lucifer, but that's not what I'm agrueing. Do you or do you not agree that the Devil had a fair judging. Maybe they should go on American Idol or something. Anyways, discuss.....

2006-06-17 13:05:53 · 21 answers · asked by kris 2 in Music

Why?

2006-06-17 13:05:28 · 12 answers · asked by oaksterdamhippiechick 5 in Music

it had the guy from the note book and he said he was going to kill him self but he was like a ghost or something, i only saw parts of it, it was weird but it seemed good. what was it?

2006-06-17 13:05:28 · 5 answers · asked by †ᴰᴲᵛᴵᴸ† 5 in Movies

Based on Johnnie's so late at the fair, but obviously modified....

(chorus)

Oh dear, what can the matter be?
Seven little old ladies trapped in the lavat'ry
Stayed there from Monday till Saturday
Nobody knew they were there!

The first was the Bishop of Chichester's daughter,
Who went in to pass some superfluous water
She pulled on the chain and the rising tide caught her
And nobody knew she was there!

The second was dear old Lobelia Lender,
who, trying to cope with a vagrant suspender,
Got all twisted up in the feminine gender
And nobody knew she was there!

The third one was our dear old friend Mrs. Humphrey,
who wriggled and jiggled and tried to get comfy.
But when she was done she could not get her bum free
And nobody knew she was there!

Who were the other four?

2006-06-17 13:04:33 · 1 answers · asked by cdf-rom 7 in Music

New Band - First Album made 5 years ago or earlier

bands that i like are

Led Zeppelin
System of a Down
Nirvana
Guns N Roses
Beatles

if you like 3 out of 5 of these bands list some of the new bands you like id be grateful

2006-06-17 13:04:05 · 5 answers · asked by lztexan 3 in Music

I loved Scooby Doo & Transformers the originals.

2006-06-17 13:03:19 · 34 answers · asked by truckinggirl6977 4 in Television

TUPAC or BIGGIE SMALLS?

I of course am going to say my man TUPAC was the better rapper!
what do all of you out there think?

2006-06-17 13:02:33 · 8 answers · asked by SPRING 3 in Music

Bubba was fixing a door and he found that he needed a new hinge, so he sent Mary Louise to the hardware store. At the hardware store Mary Louise saw a beautiful teapot on a top shelf while she was waiting for Joe Bob to finish waiting on a customer. When Joe Bob was finished, Mary Louise asked how much for the teapot?

Joe Bob replied, "That's silver and it costs $100!"

"My goodness that sure is a lotta money!" Mary Louise exclaimed. She then proceeded to describe the hinge that Bubba had sent her to buy, and Jo Bob went to the backroom to find a hinge. From the backroom Joe Bob yelled "Mary Louise, you wanna screw for that hinge?'

To which Mary Louise replied, "No, but I will for the teapot."

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2006-06-17 13:02:27 · 4 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

2006-06-17 13:00:44 · 20 answers · asked by max48750 3 in Jokes & Riddles

I am located in South Hempstead and am looking for dollar movies or really cheap movie theatres.

2006-06-17 12:57:58 · 2 answers · asked by wiz2126 1 in Movies

- Are they good shows?
- I have Brighthouse Cable..anyone know what channel they are on and at what times?

Thanks a lot!

=^)

2006-06-17 12:57:08 · 4 answers · asked by Anonymous in Television

who would it be and why?

2006-06-17 12:56:24 · 14 answers · asked by 知道 wo zhi dao 3 in Celebrities

2006-06-17 12:55:49 · 38 answers · asked by canada1usa0 5 in Polls & Surveys

name them any of them use rings

2006-06-17 12:54:51 · 7 answers · asked by alex_cardol_inc 1 in Movies

Why don't gypsies need contraceptives?

Because they've got crystal balls and they can see what's coming!

2006-06-17 12:52:19 · 6 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

2006-06-17 12:52:17 · 2 answers · asked by briansbutterflygirl 2 in Music

This month comic Spider-Man held a press conference and revealed his secret identity to the world. What do you think? Is this a marvel ploy for higher sales. a la superman's temporary death. Or is it a brave bold move to add new life an old character?

2006-06-17 12:52:15 · 14 answers · asked by the webpage master 2 in Comics & Animation

driving her bycyle past your window last night, and i saw that you werent alone blah blah blah

2006-06-17 12:51:59 · 7 answers · asked by caterin 1 in Music

2006-06-17 12:51:10 · 5 answers · asked by ....... 1 in Music

I like light saber slobers.

2006-06-17 12:51:05 · 6 answers · asked by Anonymous in Movies

first person gets10 point no making them up if they were not a single then it wll not be counted

2006-06-17 12:50:37 · 17 answers · asked by Anonymous in Music

2006-06-17 12:50:31 · 3 answers · asked by besides_hott 1 in Television

2006-06-17 12:48:29 · 31 answers · asked by sonicsoll 2 in Comics & Animation