Marie Louise (A RedNeck Joke)?

Question

Bubba was fixing a door and he found that he needed a new hinge, so he sent Mary Louise to the hardware store. At the hardware store Mary Louise saw a beautiful teapot on a top shelf while she was waiting for Joe Bob to finish waiting on a customer. When Joe Bob was finished, Mary Louise asked how much for the teapot?

Joe Bob replied, "That's silver and it costs $100!"

"My goodness that sure is a lotta money!" Mary Louise exclaimed. She then proceeded to describe the hinge that Bubba had sent her to buy, and Jo Bob went to the backroom to find a hinge. From the backroom Joe Bob yelled "Mary Louise, you wanna screw for that hinge?'

To which Mary Louise replied, "No, but I will for the teapot."

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Answer 1

Hey, I want a new tea pot!

Answer 2

Thanks! Heres some you might enjoy
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39 Things Never Said By rednecks
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> 39. I'll take Shakespeare for 1000, Alex.
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> 38. Duct tape won't fix that.
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> 37. Lisa Marie was lucky to catch Michael.
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> 36. Come to think of it, I'll have a Heineken.
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> 35. We don't keep firearms in this house.
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> 34. Has anybody seen the sideburns trimmer?
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> 33. You can't feed that to the dog.
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> 32. I thought Graceland was tacky.
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> 31. No kids in the back of the pickup, it's just not safe.
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> 30. Wrasslin's fake.
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> 29. Honey, did you mail that donation to Greenpeace ?
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> 28. We're vegetarians.
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> 27. Do you think my gut is too big?
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> 26. I'll have grapefruit and grapes instead of biscuits and
gravy.
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> 25. Honey, we don't need another dog.
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> 24. Who's Richard Petty?
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> 23. Give me the small bag of pork rinds.
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> 22. Too many deer heads detract from the decor.
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> 21. Spittin is such a nasty habit.
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> 20. I just couldn't find a thing at Walmart today.
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> 19. Trim the fat off that steak.
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> 18. Cappuccino tastes better than espresso.
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> 17. The tires on that truck are too big.
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> 16. I'll have the arugula and radicchio salad.
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> 15. I've got it all on the C drive.
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> 14. Unsweetened tea tastes better.
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> 13. Would you like your salmon poached or broiled?
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> 12. My fiance, Bobbie Jo, is registered at Tiffany's.
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> 11. I've got two cases of Zima for the Super Bowl.
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> 10. Little Debbie snack cakes have too many fat grams.
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> 09. Checkmate.
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> 08. She's too young to be wearing a bikini.
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> 07. Does the salad bar have bean sprouts?
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> 06. Hey, here's an episode of "Hee Haw" that we haven't seen.
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> 05. I don't have a favorite college team.
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> 04. Be sure to bring my salad dressing on the side.
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> 03. I believe you cooked those green beans too long.
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> 02. Those shorts ought to be a little longer, Darla.
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> 01. Nope, no more for me. I'm drivin tonight.

Answer 3

Real-life Rednecks

An East Texas couple, both real-life rednecks, had 9 children.
They went to the doctor to see about getting the husband "fixed."

The doctor asked them why, after nine children would they choose to do this.

The husband replied that they had seen on a TV news program that one out of every ten children being born in North America was Mexican, and they didn't want a Mexican baby because neither of them could speak Spanish.

Answer 4

very good