three guys walk into a gay bar, they pass jimi edwards dancing on a stage, with booby tassles on, and he is wearing a thong, and they sit down at the bar, the first one is tempted into the back to get a gay lap dance, the second gets an offer to go up to the vip suite, the third sees all his comrades getting all the luck, so he goes into the bathroom to tidy up, he hears something that sounds like nuts slapping against some guys forehead, so he peaks into the stall, and sees whoelse but scooby doo, giving felatio to a random bar-goer, he freshens up and goes back out to the bar, when he gets there he sees people taking pictures and laughing, they say, 'chuck norris, what are you doing in a gay bar??' you hear that you chuck norris fans, he is soft, and weak, swayze is where it is at, what?!!
2006-06-14
10:35:46
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