A young fellow and his girl are parked in a
lover's lane that runs along a river. The guy
wants to make love, but the girl is afraid
somebody will come along and see them.
They decide to do it under his Dodge 4 X 4 pickup
with oversized tires and lots of room under.
A few minutes later, a county deputy pulls up and
says, "Hey, what the devil you all doing down
there?"
The young fellow being in a full "rut" doesn't
even look up, but manages to say, "I'm fixing my
muffler."
The deputy says, "Well, son, you shoulda been
fixin' your parking brake, 'cause your truck
just rolled into the river."
2006-06-11
21:31:34
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