The new priest was so nervious at his first mass that he could hardly speak, so he asked the monsignor how he could relax. The monsignor said, "next sunday it may help if you put some vodka in the water pitcher, and after a few sips, everything should go smoothly."
The next Sunday, the new priest felt so good he was able to talk up a storm. Though apon returning to the rectory, he found a note from the monsignor.
Next time, sip rather than gulp!
There are10 commandments,not 12
Grace before a meal is not"rub-a-dub-dub, thanks for the grub - yeah God!
David slew Goliath, he did not "kick the **** outta him."
Do not refer to our Savior, Jesus Christ and his Apostles as
J.C. and the boys.
It is always the virgin Mary- NOT Mary with the Cherry!
And lastly, Next Wednesday, there will be a "Taffy pulling contest at St. Peters- Not a Peter Pulling contest at St. Taffy's.
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2006-06-11
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