A letter to Dad
A father passing by his son's bedroom was astonished to see the bed was
nicely made and everything was picked up. Then he saw an envelope propped
up prominently on the centre of the bed. It was addressed, "Dad." With
the worst premonition, he opened the envelope and read the letter with
trembling hands.
Dear Dad,
It is with great regret and sorrow that I'm writing this. I had to elope
with my new girlfriend because I wanted to avoid a scene with mom and you.
I've been finding real passion with Carly and she is so nice even with all
her piercing, tattoos, and her tight motorcycle clothes. But its not only
the passion, dad - she's pregnant and assures me that we will be very
happy. Even though you don't care for her since she is so much older than
I am. She already owns a trailer in the woods and has a stack of firewood
enough for the whole winter. She wants to have many more children with me
and that's now one of my dreams too.
Carly taught me that marijuana doesn't really hurt anyone and we'll be
growing it for ourselves and trading it with her friends for all the
cocaine and ecstasy we need. In the meantime, we pray that science will
find a cure for aids so that she can get better; she sure deserves it!!
Don't worry, dad, I'm 15 years old now and I know how to take care of
myself. Someday I'm sure we'll be back to visit so you can get to know
your grandchildren.
Your son,
John
P.S. Dad, none of this is true. I'm over at Billy's house. I just wanted
to remind you that there are worse things in life than my report card, which
is in my desk centre drawer. I love you!
PS: Call when it's safe for me to come home.
2006-06-09
09:04:37
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