One time I got food poisening all over from a chipmunk, so I ran through the house barfing and goin all over the floor, looking for the garbage can. Then I wet myself, leaving a stain in the carpet, AND ON THE WAY I SPILLED JUICE ALL OVER THE FLOOR!!!!THEN I MADE SOME MILK USING MY INDOOR COW, AND SPIT THAT ALL OVER MY WIFE!!! SHE WAS ALL LIKE WASSSSSaaaaaa!!!!sdsd#@!@#!@#!... I WAS ALL LIKE, SORRY PAMELA ANDERSON!!!!AND THEN I MADE TOFU AND SOME ALFONSO AND A BUKET FULL OF PIZZA HUT AND WAASSSAAABBII AND TUESDAY AND KAREOKE MACHINE, A LIL HUMMER, AND THEN SOME OF MY GRANDMA, EMINEM, MIX IT ALL TOGETHER AND WAT DO U GET? LAMASOAIANOEDAMNCZZQWTIYUODGJ!... VERY GOOD GIRLS!!! COME BACK TOMORROW FOR SOME MORE CHEARLEADING PRACTICE AND REMEMBER, WHAT LITTLE CHICKEN WENT TO THE FARM, ELMO, TOOT TOOT!!!!BUT IT'S OKAY JERRY SPRINGER CUZ I WENT THERE WHEN I MADE FAST BEFORE THE COPS GET U WHEN THAT LIL TOOT MOAJE FARMER TIN CAN SOUP !!!!!!! ONCE UPON SOME OF THAT LIL GIRL!!!!!!! EAT UP!!!!
2006-06-06
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