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2006-06-06 06:38:54 · 16 answers · asked by latino_pimp 1 in Entertainment & Music Jokes & Riddles

16 answers

DRINK IT !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! THE WORST THING 2 DO IS TO WAIST IT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

2006-06-06 09:06:30 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

A cowgirl walks into a bar and orders three mugs of Bud. She sits in
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> back of the room, drinking a sip out of each one in turn. When she
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> The bartender approaches and tells the cowgirl, "You know, a mug goes
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> flat after I draw it. It would taste better if you bought one at a
time."
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> The cowgirl replies, "Well, you see, I have two sisters. One is in
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> Australia the other is in Dublin. When we all left our home in
Arkansas,
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> we promised that we'd drink this way to remember the days when we
drank
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> together. So, I'm drinking a beer for each of my sisters and one for
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> myself."
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> The bartender admits that this is a nice custom, and leaves it
there.The
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> cowgirl becomes a regular in the bar, and always drinks the same way.
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> She orders three mugs and drinks them in turn. One day, she comes in
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> only orders two mugs. All the regulars take notice and fall silent.
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> When she comes back to the bar for the second round, the bartender
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> says, "I don't want to intrude on your grief, but I wanted to offer
my
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> condolences on your loss." The cowgirl looks quite puzzled for a
moment,
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> then a light dawns in her eyes and she laughs. "Oh, no, everybody's
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> just fine," she explains, "It's just that my husband and I joined the
Baptist
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> Church and I had to quit drinking. Hasn't affected my sisters
though."

2006-06-06 08:11:51 · answer #2 · answered by Cabana C 4 · 0 0

What do you do when you have beer? What an interesting question. Why the hell are you asking this question on the internet! Your'e supposed to be asking your friends that,duh. If you have friends, do you? I'm just kidding. If you have a beer you are supposed to get drunk, crash a party, and get a hang over in the morning when you wake up.

2006-06-06 06:47:00 · answer #3 · answered by nchedo11 4 · 0 0

You cannot have beer and drink it, too. It's like cake in that way. Rene Descartes once had a beer. He drank it slowly. When it was gone, the bartender asked, would you like another. Descartes answered, "I think not." Then *poof* disappeared.

2006-06-06 07:01:54 · answer #4 · answered by Rico Toasterman JPA 7 · 0 0

I have to mix lime or lemonade with that. After chilling the beer serve and drink

2006-06-06 06:50:57 · answer #5 · answered by gkakkasseri 4 · 0 0

When I have beer, I drink it. Generally, as I'm the one that purchased it, I only drink one a night, so as to keep my costs low.

2006-06-06 06:45:59 · answer #6 · answered by ildjb@sbcglobal.net 5 · 0 0

I really dont like beer... but when i do drink it... I make a funny face then chug it down. :-)

2006-06-06 06:42:50 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

Throw it away. I can find better ways to destroy my liver. My prefered method is whacking it with a baseball bat.

2006-06-06 06:52:48 · answer #8 · answered by Sandy 5 · 0 0

drink it. buy more. repeat until u can no longer read this.

2006-06-06 06:44:09 · answer #9 · answered by never.say.never 2 · 0 0

Drink it?

2006-06-06 06:41:03 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

You drink it?

2006-06-06 06:41:17 · answer #11 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

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