One time I got food poisening all over from a chipmunk, so I ran through the house barfing and goin all over the floor, looking for the garbage can. Then I wet myself, leaving a stain in the carpet, AND ON THE WAY I SPILLED JUICE ALL OVER THE FLOOR!!!!THEN I MADE SOME MILK USING MY INDOOR COW, AND SPIT THAT ALL OVER MY WIFE!!! SHE WAS ALL LIKE WASSSSSaaaaaa!!!!sdsd#@!@#!@#!... I WAS ALL LIKE, SORRY PAMELA ANDERSON!!!!AND THEN I MADE TOFU AND SOME ALFONSO AND A BUKET FULL OF PIZZA HUT AND WAASSSAAABBII AND TUESDAY AND KAREOKE MACHINE, A LIL HUMMER, AND THEN SOME OF MY GRANDMA, EMINEM, MIX IT ALL TOGETHER AND WAT DO U GET? LAMASOAIANOEDAMNCZZQWTIYUODGJ!... VERY GOOD GIRLS!!! COME BACK TOMORROW FOR SOME MORE CHEARLEADING PRACTICE AND REMEMBER, WHAT LITTLE CHICKEN WENT TO THE FARM, ELMO, TOOT TOOT!!!!BUT IT'S OKAY JERRY SPRINGER CUZ I WENT THERE WHEN I MADE FAST BEFORE THE COPS GET U WHEN THAT LIL TOOT MOAJE FARMER TIN CAN SOUP !!!!!!! ONCE UPON SOME OF THAT LIL GIRL!!!!!!! EAT UP!!!!
2006-06-06 06:32:55 · 12 answers · asked by thejonsta 1 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
yes, once again, looking4answers is the only one who gets this hilarious joke. She will be getting the 10 points for all these jokes.
2006-06-06 09:42:26 · update #1
LOL I CRACK UP SO BAD EVERY TIME I READ THIS!!!!
2006-06-06 09:43:42 · update #2
mwah!haha..lmao!
knock knock! who's there??
2006-06-06 06:43:18 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Well I agree with one of the other answers you got. After the first 10 or so lines, I not only couldn't find humor in it but go bored and stopped reading. You are OK though for thinking it's funny. That's what makes the world go 'round...as they say.
2006-06-07 15:44:37 · answer #2 · answered by sue e 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
You misspelled, it's BUCKET*. YOu are Bobby Lee , aren't you? Cause this is all something that Bobby Lee would say, well - except you didn't put in the "uh-oh hotdog" part.
2006-06-06 13:39:39 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
HUH? I got bored after the first sentence
2006-06-06 16:32:59 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
A little too much sugar this morning? Pretty creative I must say! :)
2006-06-06 13:36:15 · answer #5 · answered by djgirlkimber2001 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
To find this hilarious, one might have to be on drugs.
2006-06-06 14:36:03 · answer #6 · answered by Mimi 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
nope. try putting it in individual sentences. Maybe it will make better since.
2006-06-06 13:37:27 · answer #7 · answered by ~Sheila~ 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
i think you need to get some fresh air...
2006-06-06 13:35:49 · answer #8 · answered by sparky39fire 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
not hilarious. sad
2006-06-06 13:36:54 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
I AM NOT RETARTED, OR ON DRUGS
...so it is not funny to me.
2006-06-06 13:54:32 · answer #10 · answered by ½«gumwrapper 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋