Everyday, like normal people, I change my shirt. When I shower in the evening, there is lint in my navel (which I collect and store in mason jars so the government can't use it to sample my DNA). Well, I have had one T-shirt in particular for so long that there really should be a hole in it right were my navel is. Why has this area of my shirt been spared by the lint gathering activity of my navel? Come to think of it, how does the navel collect lint? Do hairy navels collect more lint than waxed, shaved, or otherwise bare navels? Scientific answers ONLY please.
2007-01-30
16:49:16
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voodooprankster
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