First of all, since I cannot e-mail you I figured I could waste 5 points just to say that I love your way of thinking. You know the question you answered for a black girl, talking about how we all have flat booties!?! It was hilarius, you are a genious, if you just respond to this, I will give you ten points for that. And blacky, just in case you didn't see it and you are looking... he is what her answer said...
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No I love having a body like a white girl! If I had a body like a black girl, I'd have a giant huge protruding beach ball butt but on legs like baseball bats (meaning no calves and big thighes just like a baseball bat). I'd also have sagging breasts (shaped like torpedoes, meaning they point down at the ground) with giant dark nipples. I'd have a big wide flat nose with nostrils the size of exhaust pipes, and a brillo pad on my head that I'd have to spend thousands of dollars on a year on chemicals to straighten out to attempt to have the hair texture of other races, but only manage to make it greasy stiff plaster. I'd also only be able to get a recording contract or become an actress if I was mixed with another race (at least half white/asian/latino) even if I had an awesome voice and they couldn't sing a note! Being a black girl would suck, I'd be pissed!!!
2006-11-15
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