Apple Bottom Jeans? Please. I need something better than half a granny smith -- I'm more of a Red Delicious and need some jeans that'll fit it. My butt and thighs are a lot bigger than my hips, thanks to my grandma from Espana...
Every pair of pants I try on either don't contour at all or flatten me into this uni-butt, Dali-clock type *** (i.e. it makes it look like it's running down my legs).
The closest thing I can find is silver jeans, but it makes my butt look so sad and lifeless. I need support! Rah! The best pair of pants I ever had was a pair of jordaches with the waist-band cut off, but I've gone up about 3 sizes and a couple more years since I could fit into those.
Anyway...If anyone has a similar problem and could point me in some kind of direction, I'd REALLY appreciate it.
Much love,
A Spanish Butt.
2006-11-24
10:38:32
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