English Deutsch Français Italiano Español Português 繁體中文 Bahasa Indonesia Tiếng Việt ภาษาไทย
All categories

Apple Bottom Jeans? Please. I need something better than half a granny smith -- I'm more of a Red Delicious and need some jeans that'll fit it. My butt and thighs are a lot bigger than my hips, thanks to my grandma from Espana...

Every pair of pants I try on either don't contour at all or flatten me into this uni-butt, Dali-clock type *** (i.e. it makes it look like it's running down my legs).

The closest thing I can find is silver jeans, but it makes my butt look so sad and lifeless. I need support! Rah! The best pair of pants I ever had was a pair of jordaches with the waist-band cut off, but I've gone up about 3 sizes and a couple more years since I could fit into those.

Anyway...If anyone has a similar problem and could point me in some kind of direction, I'd REALLY appreciate it.

Much love,
A Spanish Butt.

2006-11-24 10:38:32 · 6 answers · asked by rgb.is4nes 1 in Beauty & Style Fashion & Accessories

6 answers

JUST GIVE UP AND WEAR NOTHING...

2006-11-24 10:45:54 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0 1

If you have an apple, buy some apply bottom jeans. I personally have more junk than a little bit and I always wear them. Not for the name (although the boys like it lol) But because they cure the gap issue most women with wide hipsand small waist lines have. Also, if you don't want to put forth the money (usually around 70 to 80 per pair) try glo jeans. They are just as good but around 20-30 dollars, The Gap has Curvy jeans that have a lot of stretch in them, but if you have the same problem like have, then they might be too long in the crotch. Seven jeans are also good, but dont get the ones with the stretch in them because they make your butt look flat. I hope this helps lol, if not, I tried.

2006-11-24 18:43:43 · answer #2 · answered by errbyleerby 2 · 3 1

You need to try pzi jeans. They were made for women with big bottoms and small waist lines. The sizes range from 4-16. They are the most comfortable jeans that I have ever worn.

2006-11-24 18:46:08 · answer #3 · answered by ShacklesOff.com 3 · 2 0

I have the same problem.....I have been wearing sevens alot and citizens of humanity are the last I purchased and I have some true religion that are nice, also hudson have nice jeans. Just so you know these are not the cheapest to purchase, but worth the investment......I get compliments on my bottom all the time....and from women!!! who want to know how it looks so nice.

2006-11-24 19:11:07 · answer #4 · answered by ac :) 2 · 2 1

i have the same thing actually what works for me is usually mens jeans but i have found that gap and old navy ones usually stuff my junk in ok

2006-11-24 20:20:24 · answer #5 · answered by Aly 2 · 0 1

Pix?

2006-11-24 18:41:23 · answer #6 · answered by CancerX79 2 · 0 0

fedest.com, questions and answers