While running my Victorian Timepiece Warehouse, I have noticed a trend that the women all prefer the men who have enormous clocks. This one posh bird ditched the guy she was with, he had a tiny Timex, for a Brother with an enormous Ebony Grandfather clock that swung low and slow.
She said her original partners' ticked too fast, had no depth and went off without warning just after getting up time!
I find it far more common for ladies to bring in their tiny little clocks and trade them in for something much larger especially if the clock they are currently using has a small face and no girth. They usually request "A good Tall, thick Woody with plenty of life in it's spring" usually a newer model than the tired old ones they have at present.
Anyone else noticed this trend?
2006-11-28
02:04:34
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