Do women prefer guys with enormous clocks?

Question

While running my Victorian Timepiece Warehouse, I have noticed a trend that the women all prefer the men who have enormous clocks. This one posh bird ditched the guy she was with, he had a tiny Timex, for a Brother with an enormous Ebony Grandfather clock that swung low and slow.
She said her original partners' ticked too fast, had no depth and went off without warning just after getting up time!
I find it far more common for ladies to bring in their tiny little clocks and trade them in for something much larger especially if the clock they are currently using has a small face and no girth. They usually request "A good Tall, thick Woody with plenty of life in it's spring" usually a newer model than the tired old ones they have at present.
Anyone else noticed this trend?

Answer 1

You can't beat a big pendulum!

Answer 2

Of course a woman would prefer a larger clock. I'm not saying that the ultra large grandfather clock is the best by any means, but a good sized clock is nicer than a Timex. Have to be careful of the grandfather clocks, though enjoyable at first, they can sometimes be too big for the room they are placed in.

Answer 3

Newer clocks are easlier to look after. Older ones require more polishing to get the best from them

My wifes watch must be broken, she keeps visiting the local clock shop.

Answer 4

Just clock off it aint true my clocks tiny but its
got a big tick for a tock thats always up for ticking.

Answer 5

They like the pendulum sway of the big clocks

Answer 6

Sounds like clock envy for sure

Answer 7

No, I have not noticed this, but can understand why it is happening, we all want the best out of life and as life moves on, we expect bigger and better thing out of it, including cocks.....soz clocks!

Answer 8

I love the big clocks that swing low and slow!

Answer 9

eh w/e half the girls that want big "clocks" wouldnt know what to do with them if they had them anyways

Answer 10

Easier to tell the time by