All categories - 20 February 2007

2007-02-20 20:24:18 · 3 answers · asked by omissy2005 3 in Other - Holidays

A huge muscular man walks into a bar and orders a beer. The bartender can't help but stare at the guy because in contrast to his large muscles, the man has a head that is the size of an orange. The bartender hands the guy his beer and says, ''You know, I'm not gay but I want to compliment you on your physique, it really is phenomenal! But I have a question, why is your head so small?''

The big guy nods slowly. He's obviously fielded this question many times. ''One day,'' he begins, ''I was hunting and got lost in the woods. I heard someone crying for help. I followed the cries and they led me to a frog that was sitting next to a stream.''

''No ****?'' says the bartender, thoroughly intrigued.

''Yeah, so I picked up the frog and it said, Kiss me. Kiss me and I will turn into a genie and grant you three wishes.'''

''Keep going!''

I looked around to make sure I was alone and gave the frog a kiss. POOF! The frog turned into a beautiful, voluptuous, naked woman.

She said, ''You now have three wishes.''

I looked down at my scrawny 115 pound body and said, ''I want a body like Arnold Schwarzenneger.'' She nodded, snapped her fingers, and POOF there I was, so huge that I ripped out of my clothes and was standing there naked!

She then asked, ''What will be your second wish?''

''What next?'' begged the bartender.

I looked hungrily at her beautiful body and replied, ''I want to make sensuous love with you here by this stream.'' She nodded, laid down, and beckoned to me. We made love right there by that stream for hours!

Afterwards, as we lay there next to each other, sweating from our glorious lovemaking, she whispered into my ear, ''You know, you do have one more wish. What will it be?''

I looked at her and replied, ''How 'bout a little head?''

2007-02-20 20:24:16 · 13 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

Is this not strange. I thought Jesus said that he was the son of God?
Well, if Muslims think that Jesus was a great phrophet, do they think he was a liar as well?

2007-02-20 20:23:50 · 22 answers · asked by Anonymous in Religion & Spirituality

2007-02-20 20:23:46 · 26 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

Part 1 .As america is allways in one conflict or another. Do you think it is right to have the United Nations headquaters in America and wouldn't it seem biased as America is not neutral ground and peace talks could sway towards America taking action against another country?.Do you think it is a good idea to relocate the United Nation to a neutral country so there is no error of judgement ?.Part 2 Terrorists should not be placed in American hands but in the hands of the united nations as judgement can be shared by all countrys not one country weilding a big stick and a judgement error cannot happen as one country has not the right to control an international problem like terrorism as it must be in the hands of the United Nations?What do you think on this topic of part 2?.

2007-02-20 20:23:45 · 9 answers · asked by Anonymous in Politics

I have a STUNNING Karen Millen silk satin ivory cocktail length dress with black jewels across the bust - very classy!

I bought this for a Christmas ball but it turned out that I was too big up top to wear it in a dignified way! Sadly selling it as just sitting in my wardrobe but absolutely stunning, will send photos on request but if anyone wants it, I'm selling it for £200. Really need to get rid!

Ok (SSSSSH!!!!) bye!

2007-02-20 20:23:39 · 3 answers · asked by Mrs Stevo 2 in Other - Beauty & Style

Whats ur fave milkshake flavour...please dont just chocolae or strawberry or vinilla i wonna hear some more interesting ones..

2007-02-20 20:23:37 · 18 answers · asked by Anonymous in Other - Food & Drink

should i ask her again if she wants to take this relationship to the next level or do i keep on waiting? and whats the right time to kiss the girl?

2007-02-20 20:23:36 · 4 answers · asked by Anonymous in Singles & Dating

2007-02-20 20:23:28 · 35 answers · asked by Carrot 4 in Polls & Surveys

Two ofmy teachers smoke,one is on morpine and another is an alchaholic.

2007-02-20 20:23:13 · 8 answers · asked by sandman4ever6 2 in Teaching

My darling and I have been together for about a year... and I know it's way off, but in September I'm moving a few hours away for college, and she'll be starting her senior year by then. We plan to live together after she graduates, and so far I have no reason to doubt that since we've been perfectly loyal to eachother and get along very well... (I can't remember having a serious arguement)
so... am I worrying too much about this thing? it's only going to be for about 9 months and it's like 6 months away... but at the same time it's going to be a huge transition, we see eachother at school pretty much every day and spend a lot of time together after school and on weekends.

2007-02-20 20:23:07 · 2 answers · asked by Anonymous in Singles & Dating

2007-02-20 20:23:02 · 4 answers · asked by rihannsu 2 in Religion & Spirituality

2007-02-20 20:23:00 · 1 answers · asked by shishira 1 in Primary & Secondary Education

A young lady came home from a date, rather sad. She told her mother, "Anthony proposed to me an hour ago." "Then why are you so sad?" her mother asked. "Because he also told me he is an atheist. Mom, he doesn't even believe there's a Hell." Her mother replied, "Marry him anyway. Between the two of us, we'll show him how wrong he is."

2007-02-20 20:22:56 · 9 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

Do you know people say lot of things in 'Yahoo Answers' and sometimes beg for money?
Do you think 'Internet Begging' should be banned in every country?

For more info about 'Internet Begging' visit http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Internet_begging

2007-02-20 20:22:54 · 2 answers · asked by Anonymous in Other - Society & Culture

Can you put powder milk in you mouth and say idiot or stupid without some of the dry milk flying out of your mouth? please if you can do it just meet me on line with you cam on and try it, if the dry milk will not cover the face of the cam.

2007-02-20 20:22:53 · 8 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

i got a question how do i roll up the side of a shirt and the bottom and how do you make it stay

2007-02-20 20:22:51 · 3 answers · asked by jon s 1 in Do It Yourself (DIY)

I have been a christian for a long time but i wasnt living like one until recent. tell me when you knew for a fact that god was real and that you werer saved. Just that inner peace that i know we all feel

2007-02-20 20:22:50 · 10 answers · asked by Anonymous in Religion & Spirituality

i want to stich latest design shalwar kameez, need your ideas, please also tell what colours are in nowadays? dark or light? name them....Thank You!

2007-02-20 20:22:49 · 6 answers · asked by Ashiii 1 in Fashion & Accessories

With 700 wives, how can you not be?

I bet if they didn't have his money, he back-handed them, like a true pimp should.

2007-02-20 20:22:42 · 5 answers · asked by Loathe thy neighbor. 3 in Religion & Spirituality

my answer is yes..am i correct??

2007-02-20 20:22:42 · 3 answers · asked by Anonymous in Physics

2007-02-20 20:22:15 · 3 answers · asked by jon 1 in Men's Health

huh ??

hehe :)

2007-02-20 20:21:55 · 15 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

Could someone provide details about this? Thank you.

2007-02-20 20:21:50 · 2 answers · asked by Alea S 7 in Diet & Fitness

i would love to see pics..
and maybe even a spreadsheet on whut coustums make the most money - hehe

this dosent exist does it?

2007-02-20 20:21:47 · 9 answers · asked by Anonymous in Halloween

In this game, you control the French army and face several enemy
troops.

You can retreat, retreat faster, retreat fastest, surrender or work
together with the enemy in this game.

Coming soon.

2007-02-20 20:21:46 · 8 answers · asked by PetLover 1 in Video & Online Games

2007-02-20 20:21:38 · 8 answers · asked by Anonymous in Fashion & Accessories

the car from the caravan by myself. Is it heavy? Do I have to lift the caravan or not? Does a caravan need road tax, insurance and an MOT, etc, as a car would? I'm such a novice.

2007-02-20 20:21:14 · 4 answers · asked by Say It Like You Mean It 4 in Other - Cars & Transportation

2007-02-20 20:21:07 · 16 answers · asked by ? 3 in Polls & Surveys

2007-02-20 20:21:06 · 13 answers · asked by kornjena 1 in Wrestling