An airline's passenger cabin was being served by an obvious homo
flight
>attendant, who tried to put everyone in a good mood as he served them
>food and drinks. As the plane prepared to descend, he came swishing
>down the aisle and announced to the passengers: "Captain Marvel has
>asked me to announce that he will be landing this big scary plane
>shortly, so lovely people, if you could just put your trays up, that
would be super."
>
>On his trip back up the aisle, he noticed a well-dressed rather exotic
>looking woman had not moved . "Perhaps you did not hear me
over
>those big brute engines. I asked youall to raise your trazy-poo, so
the
>main man can pitty-pat us on the ground."
>
>She calmly turned her head and said: "In my country, I am called a
>Princess.
>I take orders from no one."
>
>To which the attendant replied, without missing a beat: "Well,
>sweet-cheeks, in my country I am called a Queen, so I outrank you.
>pick yourTray up, bixch
2006-12-03
06:20:37
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