An airline's passenger cabin was being served by an obvious homo
flight
>attendant, who tried to put everyone in a good mood as he served them
>food and drinks. As the plane prepared to descend, he came swishing
>down the aisle and announced to the passengers: "Captain Marvel has
>asked me to announce that he will be landing this big scary plane
>shortly, so lovely people, if you could just put your trays up, that
would be super."
>
>On his trip back up the aisle, he noticed a well-dressed rather exotic
>looking woman had not moved . "Perhaps you did not hear me
over
>those big brute engines. I asked youall to raise your trazy-poo, so
the
>main man can pitty-pat us on the ground."
>
>She calmly turned her head and said: "In my country, I am called a
>Princess.
>I take orders from no one."
>
>To which the attendant replied, without missing a beat: "Well,
>sweet-cheeks, in my country I am called a Queen, so I outrank you.
>pick yourTray up, bixch
2006-12-03 06:20:37 · 17 answers · asked by Anonymous in Travel ➔ Other - Destinations
message to SLIGHTLY PEEVED click on my profile and read some of my jokes some are not so funny but the majority are awesome mate you will have a laugh
2006-12-03 06:52:35 · update #1
Great joke fella !!!!
I liked it so much i will ignore the fact it wasn't a question.
life's about give and take.
u gave us a good laugh so take a bow !!
ne more ?
know any football jokes ?
2006-12-03 06:32:13 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Lol if thts true v cool! Fab to see arrogant ppl put in their place with a good come back, pricesless infact! May even be divine inspiration perhaps.........
2006-12-03 14:31:58 · answer #2 · answered by claire007 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Yes twas the best i have heard for the month, so must be true!
2006-12-04 14:32:14 · answer #3 · answered by merlincornwall 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LMAO That's funny~!
2006-12-03 14:26:10 · answer #4 · answered by *Chinisu* 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL.Heard that one before like it alot.
2006-12-03 15:12:08 · answer #5 · answered by Tanya 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Funny my friend, i like, i like.
2006-12-03 14:23:34 · answer #6 · answered by Conspicuously Inconspicuous 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I didn't say it like that
2006-12-03 15:32:27 · answer #7 · answered by mindtelepathy 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
HA!HA!HA!
2006-12-03 14:31:54 · answer #8 · answered by st.abbs 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
that was a very funny story, im still laughing! thank you very much!!!! i needed that today!!!!!!
2006-12-03 14:26:48 · answer #9 · answered by chrystal 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
cute
2006-12-03 14:23:29 · answer #10 · answered by wildbill05733 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋