ONE DAY A CUCUMBER, PICKLE AND PENIS WERE HAVING A CONVERSATION, PICKLE SAYS, "YOU KNOW MY LIFE REALLY SUCKS. WHENEVER I GET BIG, FAT AND JUICY THEY SPRINKLE SEASONINGS OVER ME AND STICK ME IN A JAR." CUCUMBER SAYS, "YEAH, YOU THINK THAT'S BAD, WHENEVER I GET BIG, FAT AND JUICY THEY SLICE ME UP AND THEY PUT ME OVER SALAD." PENIS SAYS, "YOU THINK THAT YOUR LIVES ARE TOUGH? WHENEVER I GET BIG, FAT AND JUICY THEY THROW A PLASTIC BAG OVER MY HEAD, SHOVE ME IN A WET, DARK, SMELLY ROOM, AND FORCE ME DO PUSH-UPS UNTIL I THROW UP AND LOSE CONSCIOUSNESS
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2006-09-26
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