Here at the Rubber Ducky Ranch there have been many protesters from PETA picketing the ranch. They say that raising rubber duckies for the sole purpose of creating exotic raingear is cruel and inhumane. I've tried telling them that only the duckies that misbehave are gently smothered and skinned with padded tweezers, but they aren't buying it. I also told them to visit the Naugha ranch down the road. I mean it takes way more dead naughas to create a square foot of naughahyde, right? How can I run these picketers off?....erm...humanely?
2006-06-11
10:50:07
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