Here at the Rubber Ducky Ranch there have been many protesters from PETA picketing the ranch. They say that raising rubber duckies for the sole purpose of creating exotic raingear is cruel and inhumane. I've tried telling them that only the duckies that misbehave are gently smothered and skinned with padded tweezers, but they aren't buying it. I also told them to visit the Naugha ranch down the road. I mean it takes way more dead naughas to create a square foot of naughahyde, right? How can I run these picketers off?....erm...humanely?
2006-06-11 10:50:07 · 7 answers · asked by Anonymous in Social Science ➔ Other - Social Science
Many terrorists sites on the web sell or even give away rubber rabies. Order some and infect two or three of you ducks and toss them onto the other side of the fence.
The protesters should all leave in a day or two following the vicious attack by the rabid rubber duckies, and you can still capture these and use them for rain-gear later. I suggest that you infect some of the larger ones.
2006-06-11 10:58:37 · answer #1 · answered by Richard 7 · 79⤊ 2⤋
YES!!!,get chicken little to let them know the pink parachuting penguins are coming,then give each person a rubber ducky before they leave because everyone loves rubber duckeys and thats what they really want anyways.........meanwhile,back at the ranch.............
2006-06-11 10:57:54 · answer #2 · answered by Mr. BIG 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Seeing as how you own the ranch, you must have quite a load of RDP (rubber ducky poop). We all know how aweful RDP can smell! Start heaving shovle fulls at them, in fact if you have the use of a dump truck....bury 'em!
I had the same problem when they came after my collection of formalde
(oh....and thanks for the 10 points)
2006-06-11 11:38:35 · answer #3 · answered by Big D 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
My husband slaughters pigs for a living.. some PETA fanatic attacked me one day asking how I could sleep with a man that had murdered so many by slitting their throats.. I said "I think murderers are hot.. and they don't know their throats are getting slit cause he electrocutes them first.." lol.. she was speachless..
2006-06-11 10:55:20 · answer #4 · answered by Jennifer F 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I have the same problem , people make little statues out of the gravel that erodes off me.
2006-06-11 11:47:09 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
try throwing baby seals at them.
2006-06-11 10:53:06 · answer #6 · answered by Oliver Kloz-Hoff 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
we all need jobs right?
2006-06-11 11:02:07 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋