Beer, Wine & Spirits - August 2006

im having a house party of over 50 guests, i hired a bartender but he asks me for a list of cocktail drinks.

2006-08-09 15:50:53 · 12 answers · asked by Ma-Mon 2

2006-08-09 15:34:53 · 17 answers · asked by Anonymous

A Poem






For anyone who is planning on getting drunk in the near future, read this poem:

I was so happy about the new house we had found.
For once in my life, I was on the right side of town.
I unpacked my things with great ease.
As I watched my new curtains blow in the breeze.

How wonderful it was to have my own room.
School would be starting, I'd have friends over soon.
There'd be sleep-overs, and parties; I was so happy.
It's just the way I wanted my life to be.

On the first day of school, everything went great.
I made new friends and even got a date!
I thought, "I want to be popular and I'm going to be,
because I just got a date with the star of the team!"

To be known in this school you had to have a clout,
and dating this guy would sure help me out.
There was only one problem stopping my fate.
My parents had said I was too young to date.

"Well, I just won't tell them the entire truth.
They won't know the difference, what's there to loose?"
I asked to stay with my friends that night.
My parents just frowned and said, "All right."

Excited, I got ready for the big event,
but as I rushed around like I had no sense,
I began to feel guilty about all the lies.
But what's a pizza, a party, and a moonlight ride?

Well, the pizza was good, and the party was great,
but the moonlight ride would have to wait.
For Jeff was half drunk by this time
But he kissed me and said that he was just fine.

Then the room filled with smooke and Jeff took a puff.
I couldn't believe he was smoking that stuff.
Now Jeff was ready to ride to the point
but only after he'd smoked another joint.

We jumped in the car for the moonlight ride,
not thinking that he was too drunk to drive.
We finally made it to the point at last,
and Jeff started trying to make a pass.

A pass is not what I wanted at all
(and pass, I don't mean playing football).
"Perhaps maybe my parents were right...maybe I am too young
Boy, how could I ever, ever be so dumb."

With all of my might, I pushed Jeff away:
"Please take me home, I don't want to stay."
Jeff cranked up the engine and floored the gas.
In a matter of seconds we were going too fast.

As Jeff drove on in a fit of wild anger,
I knew my life was in danger.
I begged and pleaded for him to slow down,
but he just got faster as we neared the town.

"Just let me go home! I'll confess that I lied.
I really went out for a moonlight ride."
Then all of the sudden, I saw a big flash.
"Oh God, Please help us! We're going to crash!"

I don't remember the force of the impact.
Just that everything all of the sudden went black.
I felt someone remove me from the twisted rubble, and heard,
"Call an ambulance! These kids are in trouble!"

Voices I heard, a few words at best.
But I knew there were two cars involved in the wreck.
Then wondered to myself if Jeff was all right.
And if the people in the other car were alive.

I woke in the hospital to faces so sad.
"You've been in a car wreck and it looks pretty bad"
These voices echoed inside my head,
as they gently told me Jeff was dead.

They said "We've done all we can do.
But it looks as if we'll lose you too."
"But the people in the other car!?" I cried,
"We're sorry, but they also died," I prayed,
"God forgive me for what I've done,
I only wanted to have just one night of fun."

"Tell those people's family, I've made their lives dim,
and I wish I could return their families to them."
"Tell Mom and Dad I'm sorry I lied.
and that it's my fault so many have died.

Oh nurse, won't you please tell them that for me?"
The nurse just stood there she never agreed.
But took my hand with tears in her eyes
and a few minutes later, I died.

A man asked the nurse, "Why didn't you do your best
to bid that girl on her last request?"
She looked at the man with eyes so sad.
"Because the people in the other car were her mom and dad."

This story is sad and unpleasant but true. So young people take to heed, this could happen to you.

2006-08-09 15:27:06 · 14 answers · asked by Kimberlynne 2

I am a bartender and love it. Anyone else like it?? Hate it?

2006-08-09 15:00:41 · 12 answers · asked by Chef 2

Drinking on the weekends, every weekend with friends?

2006-08-09 14:52:33 · 18 answers · asked by T agent 3

2006-08-09 14:42:32 · 13 answers · asked by litespeed2rw 6

2006-08-09 14:31:48 · 3 answers · asked by ma_2st 2

wondering what is considered the proper measure is for a shot of alcohol. also how many pours can one get out of a .750 & 1.0 ltr?

2006-08-09 13:32:53 · 20 answers · asked by mackinnonmorgan 2

Which one gives you a hangover, and which one can you drink all night long with no consequence?

2006-08-09 13:29:17 · 24 answers · asked by Anonymous

2006-08-09 13:10:09 · 5 answers · asked by russel d 1

do you know how long can you keep the beer in a keg?

2006-08-09 13:06:27 · 6 answers · asked by curly 2

2006-08-09 13:02:08 · 26 answers · asked by TheSilence 1

That are attainable by price aswell please!

Thanks x

2006-08-09 13:01:08 · 45 answers · asked by Anonymous

I wanna know what the best year is cause I'm impressing someone soon and I don't know which year taste better... 1989 or 1959?

2006-08-09 12:51:44 · 3 answers · asked by Earl 2

I live in Atlanta near Chateu Elan would that be a great place to start?

2006-08-09 12:49:13 · 33 answers · asked by Doctor feel good 2

i have looked everywhere and can't find it

2006-08-09 12:43:14 · 5 answers · asked by Anonymous

lots and lots of crazy nights out , but recently I cant handle the payback the next couple of days .......

2006-08-09 12:42:44 · 10 answers · asked by Anonymous

We are going to be driving up that way and I would like to stop and visit some wineries/vineyards on the way. Wouldn't mind to go out of our way a bit if it would be worth the extra trip!

2006-08-09 12:42:23 · 3 answers · asked by e.estlinz 3

2006-08-09 12:37:12 · 4 answers · asked by wannano 1

2006-08-09 12:31:25 · 2 answers · asked by Uga 1

i do, it is my favourite alcoholic drink, you should try it if you haven't already. i am trying to convert the world, lol.

2006-08-09 12:25:20 · 7 answers · asked by Foxy 4

What is the name of it?

2006-08-09 12:12:44 · 2 answers · asked by Scott_Shrute2008 2

2006-08-09 12:11:55 · 4 answers · asked by esalyers439 2

this wine was ogiginally made in hawaii before prohibition

2006-08-09 11:48:59 · 1 answers · asked by Anonymous

what is the sweetest kind. I hate bitter wine. something smooth, rich, and SWEET.

2006-08-09 11:44:15 · 12 answers · asked by darkpositive 1

Why do they call it a "c o c k tail"?

2006-08-09 11:42:43 · 14 answers · asked by Anonymous

what is the sweetest kind. I hate bitter wine. something smooth, rich, and SWEET.

2006-08-09 11:39:58 · 7 answers · asked by darkpositive 1

2006-08-09 10:38:31 · 21 answers · asked by Anonymous

2006-08-09 10:36:46 · 2 answers · asked by RC 1

2006-08-09 10:31:39 · 18 answers · asked by ray56_32223 2