Singles & Dating - 30 June 2006

2006-06-30 17:03:19 · 10 answers · asked by Anonymous

Finally , the guys' side of the story.
(I must admit, it's pretty good.)
We always hear " the rules"
From the female side.


Now here are the rules from the male side.
These are our rules!
Please note.. these are all numbered "1"
ON PURPOSE!


1. Men are NOT mind readers.

1. Learn to work the toilet seat.
You're a big girl. If it's up, put it down.
We need it up, you need it down.
You don't hear us complaining about you leaving it down.

1. Sunday sports It's like the full moon
or the changing of the tides.
Let it be.

1. Shopping is NOT a sport.
And no, we are never going to think of it that way.

1. Crying is blackmail.

1. Ask for what you want.
Let us be clear on this one:
Subtle hints do not work!
Strong hints do not work!
Obvious hints do not work!
Just say it!

1. Yes and No are perfectly acceptable answers to almost every question.

1. Come to us with a problem only if you want help solving it. That's what we do.
Sympathy is what your girlfriends are for.

1. A headache that lasts for 17 months is a Problem.
See a doctor.

1. Anything we said 6 months ago is inadmissible in an argument.
In fact, all comments become null and void after 7 Days.

1. If you won't dress like the Victoria's Secret girls, don't Expect us to act like soap opera guys.

1. If you think you're fat, you probably are.
Don't ask us.

1. If something we said can be interpreted two ways and one of the ways makes you sad or angry, we meant the other one

1. You can either ask us to do something
Or tell us how you want it done.
Not both.
If you already know best how to do it, just do it yourself.

1. Whenever possible, Please say whatever you have to say during commercials.

1. Christopher Columbus did NOT need directions and neither do we.

1. ALL men see in only 16 colors, like Windows default settings.
Peach, for example, is a fruit, not A color. Pumpkin is also a fruit. We have no idea what mauve is.

1. If it itches, it will be scratched.
We do that.

1. If we ask what is wrong and you say "nothing," We will act like nothing's wrong.
We know you are lying, but it is just not worth the hassle.

1. If you ask a question you don't want an answer to, Expect an answer you don't want to hear.

1. When we have to go somewhere, absolutely anything you wear is fine... Really.

1. Don't ask us what we're thinking about unless you are prepared to discuss such topics as baseball, the shotgun formation,
or golf.

1. You have enough clothes.

1. You have too many shoes.

1. I am in shape. Round IS a shape!

1. Thank you for reading this.
Yes, I know, I have to sleep on the couch tonight;

But did you know men really don't mind that? It's like camping.

2006-06-30 17:02:36 · 29 answers · asked by army_powerlifter 1

My boyfriend has a big aversion to girls who tease, and I want to know where that line is drawn, if there is one. I'm afraid to even make out with him these days for fear that somehow I'll be teasing him and making him think he's getting something I'm not going to give him just yet.

2006-06-30 17:02:09 · 3 answers · asked by Skitz628 2

I just love his body. He doesn't seem to think he's sexy, he claims, because he's "skinny." I love every inch of him, and I want sexy pictures of him, for me. Not to show my friends, not to put on my website, or even in my wallet. To keep in a private album for me. Is this weird? Should he be weirded out? How do I ask him... I mean, this is a guy who doesn't even go to bed without a shirt on...

2006-06-30 17:01:54 · 27 answers · asked by Tessa ♥ 4

2006-06-30 17:01:49 · 4 answers · asked by i_love_orange_crush_05 6

It seems like I always hear girls making fun of short guys or saying how they wouldn't go out with a guy because he was short. Why is that?

2006-06-30 17:00:19 · 7 answers · asked by Sanjo 1

BTW... I just put this in singles and dating because most people look here.

2006-06-30 16:54:44 · 39 answers · asked by Anonymous

helo.i had fall in love with some1 before n had break with him weeks ago. i had known dat he had someone else n when i ask him,he said no. my friend had told me bout dat.so i make decision, i broke up with him becoz for me i dont like the big liar like him. but now,i feel very sad becoz before this he always told me dat he cant accept if i leave him. but last week he had told me dat he cant accept others gurl than his girlfriend right now a.k.a the gurl dat make me broke up with him. everyday i had to watch the 'drama' at school. i feel so angry,so sad n my exam result was very terrible..so..what should i do..??..all of my friends had give supported to me..i'm sorry if my english is not good..

2006-06-30 16:54:37 · 7 answers · asked by polarisbear89 1

i consider myself as pretty a bit on a plump side...sometimes i reali gets to me when i cannot be silm but i m not grossly overweight..pls help

2006-06-30 16:54:15 · 9 answers · asked by Anonymous

Would you rather have a loving bf who's always there for you and your soulmate? Or a guy best friend who you had good benifits with like sex and be able to flirt and date any guys you wanted?

2006-06-30 16:53:56 · 19 answers · asked by xbinary_dreamsx 2

2006-06-30 16:53:45 · 8 answers · asked by Anonymous

2006-06-30 16:52:46 · 13 answers · asked by Tuxi X 3

2006-06-30 16:51:51 · 9 answers · asked by Catchinbugs 2

2006-06-30 16:51:25 · 7 answers · asked by boyfriend41minute 1

I have only been dating this guy for a little over a week but things seem really right with him and we're all ready in love *that's really really fast for me* I've never had sex but he has had sex with one other girl and I'm wondering how long is the right amount of time to wait for him. I'm not religious so I don't have a problem with having sex before marriage, but that doesn't mean I don't want my first time to be special and memorable. Any advice would be greatly appreciated, from advice on how long to wait, how to know if he's the right guy to lost it to, and how to go about the act in itself-tips would be greatly appreciated.

2006-06-30 16:47:09 · 9 answers · asked by Skitz628 2

2006-06-30 16:46:24 · 6 answers · asked by Anonymous

2006-06-30 16:44:31 · 6 answers · asked by ash_946 1

2006-06-30 16:43:39 · 12 answers · asked by Tuxi X 3

2006-06-30 16:42:49 · 14 answers · asked by Breezy 1

Why are we asking stupid questions??

2006-06-30 16:40:57 · 23 answers · asked by eagles757 2

Talk to me. Is he crazy? Am I for thinking about it though I never did it? Have you done this or have ever been asked to?

2006-06-30 16:39:35 · 13 answers · asked by Anonymous

There are just so many choices! Is a shower massager best? Do fingers do better? Vibrator? Pressing your legs together in class?

Do you fantasize? About what?

2006-06-30 16:39:18 · 7 answers · asked by Anonymous

Just curious to know how many like to, or can, or whatever.
Is the first the strongest, then the next one not as strong, and so on?

2006-06-30 16:38:35 · 4 answers · asked by mnmnk00 2

Guys i know us girls are confusing, but its worse being a girl!! i mean if i tell you i dont wanna hear about it...its true..i dont, but deep down I HAVE TO HEAR ABOUT IT!! so just tell me, and if i give you **** for telling me, its better than not telling me and me thinking there is something going on! so just tell me ok! Thanks:-D

2006-06-30 16:36:44 · 14 answers · asked by Anonymous

I am in my late 30's and they are 50ish . We get along great and have a wonderful time. THis is the first time I have ever had a relationship like this. What are the chances that it will last?

2006-06-30 16:31:19 · 10 answers · asked by love2livelife 1

one after the other, lol its like she cant get enough, i mean she say's im good but god dam she's wild. at some times i think she can hurt me in bed (lol) she really doesnt give me a break!!

2006-06-30 16:30:46 · 27 answers · asked by Anonymous

2006-06-30 16:26:55 · 6 answers · asked by Anonymous

2006-06-30 16:26:27 · 14 answers · asked by answerb4midnight 3

He wants to go to bartending school to become a bartender, my problem with it is I don't trust him in that type of environment. I've never known him to cheat on me before, but he was with someone when we got together and he was caught lying to me about chatting with a girl online, and he was suppose to meet up with her one time but she didn't show up....he says he wasn't going to meet her anyway. I found out about them b/c he told me she was still calling him and asked me to talk to her about it. I know if he's going to cheat, he can do it without being a bartender, but I think he'd be more prone to do it in that type of environment....what do you think? Would you go along with it, or tell him if he does it, you're leaving b/c you don't want to even put yourself through the worry of wondering if he's going to do something he shouldn't?

2006-06-30 16:24:31 · 5 answers · asked by ThatsNachocheese 2

2006-06-30 16:23:12 · 19 answers · asked by Haseo_dothkr 1