Women take a look at this and comment please?

Question

Finally , the guys' side of the story.
(I must admit, it's pretty good.)
We always hear " the rules"
From the female side.


Now here are the rules from the male side.
These are our rules!
Please note.. these are all numbered "1"
ON PURPOSE!


1. Men are NOT mind readers.

1. Learn to work the toilet seat.
You're a big girl. If it's up, put it down.
We need it up, you need it down.
You don't hear us complaining about you leaving it down.

1. Sunday sports It's like the full moon
or the changing of the tides.
Let it be.

1. Shopping is NOT a sport.
And no, we are never going to think of it that way.

1. Crying is blackmail.

1. Ask for what you want.
Let us be clear on this one:
Subtle hints do not work!
Strong hints do not work!
Obvious hints do not work!
Just say it!

1. Yes and No are perfectly acceptable answers to almost every question.

1. Come to us with a problem only if you want help solving it. That's what we do.
Sympathy is what your girlfriends are for.

1. A headache that lasts for 17 months is a Problem.
See a doctor.

1. Anything we said 6 months ago is inadmissible in an argument.
In fact, all comments become null and void after 7 Days.

1. If you won't dress like the Victoria's Secret girls, don't Expect us to act like soap opera guys.

1. If you think you're fat, you probably are.
Don't ask us.

1. If something we said can be interpreted two ways and one of the ways makes you sad or angry, we meant the other one

1. You can either ask us to do something
Or tell us how you want it done.
Not both.
If you already know best how to do it, just do it yourself.

1. Whenever possible, Please say whatever you have to say during commercials.

1. Christopher Columbus did NOT need directions and neither do we.

1. ALL men see in only 16 colors, like Windows default settings.
Peach, for example, is a fruit, not A color. Pumpkin is also a fruit. We have no idea what mauve is.

1. If it itches, it will be scratched.
We do that.

1. If we ask what is wrong and you say "nothing," We will act like nothing's wrong.
We know you are lying, but it is just not worth the hassle.

1. If you ask a question you don't want an answer to, Expect an answer you don't want to hear.

1. When we have to go somewhere, absolutely anything you wear is fine... Really.

1. Don't ask us what we're thinking about unless you are prepared to discuss such topics as baseball, the shotgun formation,
or golf.

1. You have enough clothes.

1. You have too many shoes.

1. I am in shape. Round IS a shape!

1. Thank you for reading this.
Yes, I know, I have to sleep on the couch tonight;

But did you know men really don't mind that? It's like camping.

Answer 1

Soooo... What are you trying to say???

Answer 2

1. Don't you play innocent with me! You know darn well what's wrong!
1. I'll put that seat up when you learn to put it down.
1. Don't bag on my soap operas and ask me any questions between 11:00 a.m. and 2:00 p.m.
1. Just hand over the money and credit cards and I'll take care of the shopping myself.
1. It works.
1. Men think they know everything so how come they don't know what women want?
1. Don't lie.
1. Men are the problem!
1. Again, men are the problm and the cause of headaches.
1. Not according to my rules
1. Please, do not even think of wearing speedos. That is just wrong.
1. It's just not attractive at all the way you wear your belt below your waist. Lose weight.
1. Thaaaat's right. I knew you would see things my way.
1. It's best women do things themselves. That way they know it will get done right.
1. I will use my freedom of speech whenever I damn well please.
1. Remember the last time we got lost? You were the driver not me and you wasted 1/2 a tank of gas driving around in circles and never did find the place.
1. Please do not think black socks and white shoes go well together. They do not.
1. Stop already with the scratching. People are going to think you have fleas.
1. Again, don't you play innocent with me! You know damn well what you did that was so wrong!
1. That goes both ways.
1. I know I look good, it's you I'm worried about.
1. Yes I know, your thinking ability is very limited.
1. You have enough tools and video games.
1. Just buy yourself a pair of shoes and stop covering the holes
with black electrical tape.
1. You have 3 chins and look like Porky Pig.
1. Tomorrow it's the dog house for you!

Answer 3

why are they all 1.?

Answer 4

an exceedingly good type of guys carry round the girls persons's health area because of the very reality they ought to - they ought to take excitement in about how our bodies artwork as a lot as we do. some make inappropriate comments which on the instantaneous aren't any more plenty inappropriate yet a snicker or mocking because of the very reality the question they are answering is so ridiculous, some do it out of boredom. adult men aren't any extra pleasing than gals, so why ARE women persons SO pleasing? because of the very reality we are human beings, we are meant to be pleasing.

Answer 5

firstly...WOW!!!!
It takes guts to do what you did!!!
MOST of the above mentioned rules I DO agree with mainly because NOT all women and NOT all men are as stereotypical as men and women understand them to be.
You seem like ur really frustrated and its a good thing to let it all out. Seriously did you write all the rules urself? if yes then they're great--this is coming from a woman.
oh...if it itches...don't scratch it infront of a woman...thats just good manners :)
happy camping!|--I'm on ur side!!!!

Answer 6

You are the typical male. And it is all true that you all believe all of the above. Good luck. I will continue to buy all the earrings the house can hold anyway. You guys really do think like compartmentalized waffels but we love you anyway.

Answer 7

I think this is great! It made me smile and laugh, thank you! My fav is 1. If something we said can be interpreted two ways and one of the ways makes you sad or angry,we mean't the other one. This is so my husband!

Answer 8

1. Christopher Columbus did NOT need directions and neither do we.

Must say I disagree with this one. Most men DO in fact need directions during foreplay and sex.

Answer 9

How long until I can vote?? You humored me just like most men, but I want to give a thumbs up (or whatever it is here) to Free Angel's reply.

Answer 10

this is funny and most of it i can relate from my expereince with my bf. i believe women are more complicated than men in more ways but admit it, women maybe annoying at times, but without them, its a lonely world out there. Do u agree?

Answer 11

That's great and true,I especially liked the round shape part.