he would drive around the British Isles beating badgers with a spade and throwing them in the back of his van. He would then drive into the sea screaming 'This is what they oughta do to all them blasted 'seakers!', killing them all in the process. He would clamber out of the van and make his way back to dry land. Sopping wet he would meet up with Westlife or that weeks guest group where they would do a song together whilst the end credits rolled.
I only vaguely remember it, and it probably wasn't even Bruce Forsyth but what was it called?
2007-01-11
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