Polls & Surveys - 7 December 2007

Little Johnny watched his daddy's car pass by the school playground and go into the woods. Curious, he followed the car and saw Daddy and Aunt Jane in a passionate embrace. Little Johnny found this so exciting that he could not contain himself as he ran home and started to tell his mother.
"Mommy, I was at the playground and I saw Daddy's car go into the woods with Aunt Jane. I went back to look and he was giving Aunt Jane a big kiss, then he helped her take off her shirt. Then Aunt Jane helped Daddy take his pants off, then Aunt Jane....." At this point Mommy cut him off and said, "Johnny, this is such an interesting story, suppose you save the rest of it for supper time. I want to see the look on Daddy's face when you tell it tonight"

At the dinner table, Mommy asked little Johnny to tell his story.
Johnny started his story, "I was at the playground and I saw Daddy's car go into the woods with Aunt Jane. I went back to look and he was giving Aunt Jane a big kiss,

2007-12-07 04:45:16 · 6 answers · asked by Anonymous

http://i181.photobucket.com/albums/x227/lindseygirl_album/cop-warning-sign.jpg

2007-12-07 04:44:07 · 11 answers · asked by Lindsey girl 3

I know it used to have something to do with yahoo 360 but that is done with now, so whats your secret, please do tell.

2007-12-07 04:42:46 · 2 answers · asked by Pirate 3

2007-12-07 04:42:23 · 15 answers · asked by Anonymous

Or what do you think is the worst job to have?

I think telemarketing is the WORST. I'd rather clean up dog poo all day than do that.

2007-12-07 04:42:03 · 13 answers · asked by Michelle 6

2007-12-07 04:41:40 · 8 answers · asked by Anonymous

Or do I have to watch some obscure Sky channel to see it?

2007-12-07 04:41:35 · 8 answers · asked by Rock me Amadeus 1

2007-12-07 04:40:47 · 8 answers · asked by Anonymous

My hair is real long and a person offered $5,000 to Red Cross if they could shave my head.

2007-12-07 04:39:18 · 61 answers · asked by the_chief 6

Lord knows I have!

2007-12-07 04:39:11 · 29 answers · asked by Anonymous

2007-12-07 04:38:23 · 9 answers · asked by Anonymous

fries-McDonald's
burger-whataburger

2007-12-07 04:38:09 · 30 answers · asked by Anonymous

2007-12-07 04:36:05 · 76 answers · asked by kk loves richie sambora 6

2007-12-07 04:36:03 · 23 answers · asked by Anonymous

magic or miracle.

2007-12-07 04:35:11 · 17 answers · asked by @NGEL B@BY 7

Sometimes I do. Am I wrong for feeling that way?

2007-12-07 04:34:45 · 55 answers · asked by Anonymous

2007-12-07 04:34:41 · 47 answers · asked by Anonymous

I always forget to.

2007-12-07 04:34:18 · 20 answers · asked by Anonymous

they never took a bath dogs do sometimes.

2007-12-07 04:33:58 · 13 answers · asked by @NGEL B@BY 7

2007-12-07 04:33:56 · 3 answers · asked by Anonymous

me on top of their Tree this holiday? lol. I'm 100%Angel....lmao.

2007-12-07 04:33:07 · 24 answers · asked by †100% Angel† 6

why and how

2007-12-07 04:32:09 · 14 answers · asked by @NGEL B@BY 7

The one telling you about possible side effects... Scary or what?

2007-12-07 04:31:57 · 25 answers · asked by Anonymous

2007-12-07 04:31:39 · 24 answers · asked by kk loves richie sambora 6

How often..?

2007-12-07 04:30:49 · 39 answers · asked by ♕Soulful Dreamer♕ 5

And, if possible, strictly phonetics when answering here, people. That'd be, ya know, nice.

2007-12-07 04:30:08 · 14 answers · asked by Brandon's been a dirty Hore 5

2007-12-07 04:29:38 · 22 answers · asked by I'M NOT DEAD YET 2

2007-12-07 04:29:33 · 7 answers · asked by Anonymous

2007-12-07 04:29:15 · 50 answers · asked by Buddy Hodor 7

at your mall look real or fake?? was he good or strange? the one i took my kids to was tanned and didnt speak. then as one of my kids tried to get off his lap he HO HO HOed like a cat in heat! his timing was off, as if he was sticking to a ho ho hoing schedule.

2007-12-07 04:28:21 · 5 answers · asked by ? 5