Hey lets make it a 5 day weekend.
Here are some suggestions: Mercury poisoning!!!!
Symptoms of mercury poisoning include chest pains, heart and lung problems, coughing, tremors, violent muscle spasms, psychotic reactions, delirium, hallucinations, suicidal tendencies, restless spleen syndrome, testicular twisting and anal implosion.
Nobody can go to work like this and if you call in and say you have Mercury poisoning they believe you...believe me.
2007-11-20
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