What are some of your favorite MOST FUNNY JOKES! (I plan on texting them so the shorter the better but whatever is fine.)
2007-11-20 09:48:34 · 6 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
A man was in his front yard mowing grass, when his attractive blonde female neighbor, Judy, came out of her house and went straight to the mailbox. She opened it, then slammed it shut and stormed back into the house.
A little later she came out of her house again, went to the mail box, and again opened it and slammed it shut again. Angrily, back into the house she went.
As the man was getting ready to edge the lawn, she came out again, marched to the mail box, opened it and then slammed it closed harder than ever.
Puzzled by her actions the man asked her, "Is something wrong?"
To which she replied, "There certainly is! My stupid computer keeps saying, YOU'VE GOT MAIL."
2007-11-20 09:53:33 · answer #1 · answered by Penny Mae 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
A bus station is where a bus stops.
A train station is where a train stops.
On my desk, I have a work station.
A scientist crossed a skunk with an owl. He's got a bird that smells but doesn't give a hoot.
Why are all the dumb blonde jokes one-liners? So men will understand them.
A dyslexic man walks into a bra...............
A three-legged dog walks into a saloon in the Old West. He slides up to the bar and announces: "I'm looking for the man who shot my paw."
I know they are a little tame, but they all made me smile!
2007-11-20 17:59:14 · answer #2 · answered by Lindy 5 · 2⤊ 0⤋
A typical student flips a coin & says,
HEADS-will go to sleep
TAILS - will watch a movie
STANDS -will listen to music
STAYS IN AIR - I will think about studying...!
2007-11-20 17:52:52 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
OK.
why was Cinderella fired from Disney?
because she got caught sitting on Pinocchio's nose saying lie b@#%
lie...
2007-11-20 17:53:29 · answer #4 · answered by DJ 6 · 1⤊ 2⤋
a blonde working at the tickle me elmo factory starting sewing on two marbles on each elmo toy and her boss walked in and said "DARN IT! i told you to give each elmo two test tickles not two testicles!!!
2007-11-20 17:53:23 · answer #5 · answered by I Dream of Best Answer 4 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Your Mom
xD.........People I know still use it .
Not really a joke.......lol
Ok..........Fine
Here is one :
There was a little boy who was sitting in the bathroom talking to his grandmother while she took a bath. She stood up to dry off and he pointed to her and said "Grandma, whats that?" She said, "Its my beaver."
The next day, the boy was sitting in the bathroom talking to his mother. She stood up to dry off and he pointed and said, "Mom, I know what that is." She said, "What?". He said, "Thats your beaver." His mom got really mad and said, "Who told you that??" He said, "Grandma, but I think hers was dead because its tongue was hanging out."
2007-11-20 17:52:18 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 2⤋