Hey lets make it a 5 day weekend.
Here are some suggestions: Mercury poisoning!!!!
Symptoms of mercury poisoning include chest pains, heart and lung problems, coughing, tremors, violent muscle spasms, psychotic reactions, delirium, hallucinations, suicidal tendencies, restless spleen syndrome, testicular twisting and anal implosion.
Nobody can go to work like this and if you call in and say you have Mercury poisoning they believe you...believe me.
2007-11-20 09:57:01 · 15 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
*sniffle*sniffle*sniffle*............................................................
2007-11-20 13:10:48 · answer #1 · answered by Dark Dickinsonian 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
The mad hatters had Mercury poisoning. I wonder if they got away with that excuse.
I used a debilitated hang nail. It would get caught under the typewriter keys and gradually tear a strip across my hand and up to my elbow. Took ages to unpick the skin from the keys.
Oh well, those days are long gone now.
Rose P.
2007-11-20 14:57:52 · answer #2 · answered by rose p 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
How about I was bitten by a flesh eating zombie like in RESIDENT EVIL and I just want to make sure that I'm not contagious before I return to work? LOL!
Oh, shoot, everyone that knows me knows my allergies have been giving me hell for the last 2 weeks so all I gotta do is say I've had another asthma attack and don't feel well.
2007-11-20 10:16:56 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
It's a testament to just how cool a substance Mercury is that people kept trying to cure shiit with it for 1,000 years after everybody who ingested it dropped dead. "Yes my Lord, I'm afraid another member of your court has perished. The autopsy showed it was Silver Liver Syndrome. Not even the gallons of wicked-awesome Mercury we fed him could bring him back to health." And that ain't bad.
2007-11-20 10:01:20 · answer #4 · answered by tyler durden Oƒƒicial 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
You will have to keep house till you believe you could have recovered its now not proper to deliver different persons what you had, you would not like them to deliver it to you. If you do have flu, you'll be able to simply make it worse and in the event you select up a different contamination you would be even worse in view that your immune method is low now its combating your bloodless/flu
2016-09-05 10:26:10 · answer #5 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I like that!
My symptoms of Catholic poisoning,after reading the Catholic Encyclopedia, and Advent News.
Severe brain bleeding, caused by misunderstanding and carpel tunnel due to repetitive page flipping.
2007-11-21 00:02:16 · answer #6 · answered by Marla ™ 5 · 2⤊ 0⤋
If the winds are straight in from the west at 15 mph, damn the consequences. I'll think of something. How about "My grandmother's only grandson died and I have to go to his funeral."
2007-11-20 10:25:47 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
RSI..from too much Yahhoo answers during work hours
2007-11-20 10:42:36 · answer #8 · answered by Basket-santa 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Diarrhea always works....they can't tell you to go to the doctor.....you might not make it there...clean. Why make everything so complicated?
2007-11-20 14:12:35 · answer #9 · answered by Holiday Magic 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Good one, I always use the stomach flu
2007-11-20 10:00:06 · answer #10 · answered by jrsygrl 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I may try that testicular twisting one. Thanks for the ideas. I wonder if my boss will buy it...hmmm...
2007-11-21 03:30:53 · answer #11 · answered by Debbie Queen of All ♥ 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋