I was walking northbound this morning at about 10 a.m. when suddenly I noticed a white, fuzzy something clinging to my black, 100% stressed cotton t-shirt sleeve. I’m like OMG and I frantically, yet discreetly tried slapping it off.
With calm panic I lunged into the intersection to head eastbound and in my delirium I tripped over the curb and flew into the window of Hooter’s, smashing my already elongated forehead gently against the pane. I blindly navigated my way for nearly a block, sweating profusely of mild scented soap.
Finally I pushed my way into the nearest Starbucks, screaming “eeew get it off me…eeew get it off me” ! Lucille the gay-friendly and very agile bean grinder did a fly kick over the counter and tackled me gracefully to the floor, smashing my arm carefully against the hard cement. The off-white clinger fell limply to the side.
I was ever-so-slightly shaken and numb, yet gulped three triple-tall espressos to calm my senses.
Anything scare you today?
2007-11-20
10:30:00
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