Polls & Surveys - 17 October 2007

Ok guys I am not trying to offend anybody so PLEASE don't take this seriously it is just a joke ok??? Ok So there is this black guy with a pretty little parrot on his shoulder then the guy walks into a bar. And the Bartender says "Neat Where did you get it"? And The Parrot answers " Africa". Funny or not?

2007-10-17 16:14:34 · 21 answers · asked by Garn-El-Capitan 3

What did you learn from this experience and what will you be doing next time?

2007-10-17 16:13:37 · 8 answers · asked by Anonymous

2007-10-17 16:13:35 · 9 answers · asked by caddie_manjd 4

2007-10-17 16:13:32 · 14 answers · asked by Anonymous

Are they older or younger than you. I have one sister. She is younger.

2007-10-17 16:11:04 · 30 answers · asked by Anonymous

I thought this was good! LOL

The Silent Treatment
A man and his wife were having some problems at home
and were giving each other the silent treatment.
Suddenly, the man realized that the next day, he would need his wife to
wake him at 5:00 AM for an early morning business flight.
Not wanting to be the first to break the silence (and LOSE),
he wrote on a piece of paper, "Please wake me at 5:00 AM."
He left it where he knew she would find it.
The next morning, the man woke up, only to discover it was 9:00 AM
and he had missed his flight. Furious, he was about to go and see why
his wife hadn't wakened him, when he noticed a piece of paper by the bed.
The paper said, "It is 5:00 AM. Wake up."
Men are not equipped for these kinds of contests

2007-10-17 16:10:27 · 21 answers · asked by Breezey is saying HAPPY BIRTHDAY 7

Or just what u are??

2007-10-17 16:09:00 · 51 answers · asked by **beep** 6

2007-10-17 16:08:17 · 42 answers · asked by Buddie 7

2007-10-17 16:07:03 · 33 answers · asked by Buddie 7

2007-10-17 16:06:47 · 23 answers · asked by Teddy 2

His name is DA (Devils Advocate). He is most handsome guy I have ever seen. THank god I get to see him everyday!!! Cause I AM him!!!!

2007-10-17 16:06:13 · 2 answers · asked by Anonymous

2007-10-17 16:05:08 · 22 answers · asked by scooter 6

Don't they give us points for our starred questions?

2007-10-17 16:02:37 · 25 answers · asked by It's MIRANDA!!!! 4

might that lead you to the conclusion, "there IS a WRONG way to eat a REESE'S???

2007-10-17 16:02:25 · 14 answers · asked by Anonymous

2007-10-17 15:59:49 · 5 answers · asked by Kentucky Dave 6

2007-10-17 15:59:17 · 19 answers · asked by Crazy Julie 3

2007-10-17 15:58:54 · 11 answers · asked by Anonymous

My school is orange and blue, which I <3!!!!

2007-10-17 15:57:32 · 89 answers · asked by Anonymous

like 'extortion' or 'inducing panic' rather than "Columbia House finally caught up with me?"

2007-10-17 15:56:31 · 11 answers · asked by Anonymous

Posting in TV - Drama, also - interested to see results of both general public and (hopefully avid) TV watchers.

See here if you've never heard of it:
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/firefl...

2007-10-17 15:56:09 · 10 answers · asked by Hoosier Mom 5

the parental lockout??

2007-10-17 15:55:06 · 14 answers · asked by shrebee 7

2007-10-17 15:54:07 · 16 answers · asked by F-1 says KISS IT! 7

Friday night, what should I make for them?

2007-10-17 15:52:49 · 55 answers · asked by bigDcowgirl 7

The police will be coming to see you soon!

2007-10-17 15:52:42 · 37 answers · asked by Anonymous

2007-10-17 15:51:31 · 28 answers · asked by Anonymous

im not made of glass i can take it

2007-10-17 15:50:58 · 23 answers · asked by Anonymous

2007-10-17 15:50:38 · 17 answers · asked by Anonymous

2007-10-17 15:50:30 · 43 answers · asked by ♥dancer♥ 6

2007-10-17 15:47:03 · 26 answers · asked by Linz ♥ VT 4

Like c'mon it's so dumb, it's not even theatre. Who cares. or they sometimes applaud when the movie starts. c'mon this isn't a community experience, or is it?

2007-10-17 15:46:02 · 45 answers · asked by 2nd Commander 1