Polls & Surveys - 10 October 2007

A senior citizen said to his eighty-year old buddy:
"So I hear you're getting married?"
"Yep!"
"Do I know her?"
"Nope!"
"This woman, is she good looking?"
"Not really."
"Is she a good cook?"
"Naw, she can't cook too well."
"Does she have lots of money?"
"Nope! Poor as a church mouse."
"Well, then, is she good in bed?"
"I don't know."
"Why in the world do you want to marry her then?"
"Because she can still drive!"

2007-10-10 10:18:47 · 4 answers · asked by Anonymous

...a all expenses paid vacation...for at least a couple of days to a week......

2007-10-10 10:18:45 · 9 answers · asked by answergirl 5

2007-10-10 10:18:30 · 11 answers · asked by Anonymous

2007-10-10 10:18:24 · 6 answers · asked by Anonymous

Why do people ask purely opinion questions & then give thumbs down for it? Why are they asking if they don't want to know what you really think? How can giving your opinion be a wrong answer?!?! It's so ridiculous.

2007-10-10 10:18:09 · 17 answers · asked by Anonymous

2007-10-10 10:17:42 · 33 answers · asked by jeano x 6

xD I have!

2007-10-10 10:17:39 · 39 answers · asked by ♥Lulu- IS BACK♥ 4

If I am just smashing the hard boiled eggs I like mayonaise and a little mustard then put it between 2 slices of bread.

if I want to be more elaborate I will only use mayonaise and put avocado and swiss cheese on it.....

2007-10-10 10:17:38 · 26 answers · asked by bernman101 6

A little old man shuffled slowly into an ice cream parlor and pulled himself slowly, painfully, up onto a stool.. After catching his breath, he ordered a banana split.
The waitress asked kindly, "Crushed nuts?"
"No," he replied, "Arthritis."

2007-10-10 10:17:12 · 4 answers · asked by Anonymous

This is important stuff, folks.

2007-10-10 10:16:29 · 17 answers · asked by Anonymous

honestly...if more videos turn out to be like "gimme more" than i hope the label doesn't release it. but if she can make a better video and/or song the next time. than i can't wait till the album releases.

2007-10-10 10:16:16 · 31 answers · asked by Anonymous

2007-10-10 10:16:05 · 17 answers · asked by its_just_me! 2

2007-10-10 10:15:15 · 37 answers · asked by Anonymous

2007-10-10 10:14:40 · 18 answers · asked by Anonymous

Morris, an 82 year-old man, went to the doctor to get a physical.
A few days later, the doctor saw Morris walking down the street with
a gorgeous young woman on his arm.
A couple of days later, the doctor spoke to Morris and said, "You're
really doing great, aren't you?"
Morris replied, "Just doing what you said, Doc: 'Get a hot mamma and
be cheerful.'"
The doctor said, "I didn't say that. I said, 'You've got a heart
murmur; be careful."

2007-10-10 10:13:44 · 9 answers · asked by Anonymous

Okay, I am a middle school boy. In school, we have to do a different sport each season. In the winter they generally offer basketball, hockey, swimming, and strength & conditioning. However, this year, they made 2 new offerings, squash and yoga. Today we had to sign up and I thought yoga might be cool to do. I was the only boy to sign up, but I don't care about that (my good friend was the only boy in swimming 2 years in a row.) My concern is not getting made fun of, because I have a great school community, where kids generally don't make fun of each other for stuff like that. Well, I came home today and told my mom that I was, and she was just like ok, but it seemed like she thought it was a bad idea. I'm not very into yoga or anything, I'm just not very athletic and I thought it might be cool. Do you think I should switch my sport or not? Would it be too girly? What do you think? I personally don't think it is a very big deal, but what are your opinions?

2007-10-10 10:13:37 · 4 answers · asked by Rockerduderi Jr. 3

Food water gas is there anything left that they have not raised the price??

2007-10-10 10:13:33 · 3 answers · asked by peanutbulls 4

2007-10-10 10:12:47 · 44 answers · asked by sandtwixtoes 5

He is OUR commander and cheif. :P

2007-10-10 10:12:32 · 11 answers · asked by Anonymous

The PM mocked the amount of people who had signed it in PM's questions saying only 26 had signed it. Since then it has gone up to 2700. Are you going to support it?

2007-10-10 10:11:32 · 7 answers · asked by Anonymous

She will be in mine.

2007-10-10 10:11:02 · 7 answers · asked by Anonymous

Your partner in bed with another.. what is your reaction

2007-10-10 10:10:56 · 16 answers · asked by ? 7

2007-10-10 10:10:19 · 48 answers · asked by Anonymous

2007-10-10 10:10:16 · 51 answers · asked by inlovewithlife08 5

No spousal jealousy no cheating just your dream man or woman is it a coworker, friend, friends partner, neighbor, celebrity? Who is it you would like to see?

2007-10-10 10:10:07 · 8 answers · asked by Red Phantom 5

2007-10-10 10:08:44 · 11 answers · asked by Ohioguy95 6

feel free to list them too (if it's not too many lol)

I have 4

-"Life is a Highway" by Rascal Flatts
-"Makes Me Wonder" by Maroon 5
-"Home" by Daughtry
-"Merry Christmas, Happy Holiday" by Nsync lol

2007-10-10 10:08:12 · 5 answers · asked by Yanks4Life23519 7

2007-10-10 10:06:28 · 12 answers · asked by Anonymous

I pulled both pistols from my hip's as I saw my horse being dragged slowly
from beneath the tent.
"That stupid grin on his face"..he was out cold..I shouted.. "HORSE...WAKE UP..."..
I lot loose with both guns...
Twelve round's went through the back of the tent...
The smoke it cleared slowly..
Then silence...!
I walked round my tent to find a trail that seemed to lead to a forest..!
"Oh My God"..It looked Evil..!..I thought.
I knew that I must enter this place..If I was to get get my horse back..
But what lay ahead..?.I feared to say..
I grabbed my saddle and strung it over my shoulder..
Walking towards this place sent shivers up my spine.
Just before an opening I fell to my knee's..Looking up towards heaven as the rain beat against my cheeks.
I suddenly realised that I forgot to pull my jean's up..
I walked into this god forsaken place when no more than a few feet.. "I felt this thing crawling up my arm.."
"I looked down and saw...."


to be continued...

2007-10-10 10:06:26 · 5 answers · asked by Anonymous

Money is not a problem :)

Thank you for your answer! :)

Have a wonderful night/day! :)

2007-10-10 10:06:13 · 35 answers · asked by Moon :) 7