A senior citizen said to his eighty-year old buddy:
"So I hear you're getting married?"
"Yep!"
"Do I know her?"
"Nope!"
"This woman, is she good looking?"
"Not really."
"Is she a good cook?"
"Naw, she can't cook too well."
"Does she have lots of money?"
"Nope! Poor as a church mouse."
"Well, then, is she good in bed?"
"I don't know."
"Why in the world do you want to marry her then?"
"Because she can still drive!"
2007-10-10 10:18:47 · 4 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
you are so funny today, I can't stop laughing, well done Have a great night
2007-10-10 11:33:31 · answer #1 · answered by Flowers 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
i cant marry but heres a joke what did the wood pecker say to a doughnut answer you got the sweetest hole i ever stuck my pecker in
2007-10-10 17:54:11 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
LOLZ!! cant stop laughing!!
2007-10-10 17:24:24 · answer #3 · answered by ??BOO!!?? 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
should i laugh?
2007-10-10 17:24:04 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋