Morris, an 82 year-old man, went to the doctor to get a physical.
A few days later, the doctor saw Morris walking down the street with
a gorgeous young woman on his arm.
A couple of days later, the doctor spoke to Morris and said, "You're
really doing great, aren't you?"
Morris replied, "Just doing what you said, Doc: 'Get a hot mamma and
be cheerful.'"
The doctor said, "I didn't say that. I said, 'You've got a heart
murmur; be careful."
2007-10-10 10:13:44 · 9 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
damn that was me he was with, i hope i didn't kill him
2007-10-10 16:19:20 · answer #1 · answered by Ronni 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
He needs to visit the doctor with the hearing aid.
2007-10-10 18:08:12 · answer #2 · answered by loretta 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
That's a good one!
2007-10-10 17:16:53 · answer #3 · answered by Dianne L 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
go morris shouldve be me
2007-10-10 19:24:51 · answer #4 · answered by jayhawker 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
At least he'll die with a smile.
2007-10-10 17:17:02 · answer #5 · answered by vyperjeedai 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
haha!!!! Hilarious!
2007-10-10 17:19:22 · answer #6 · answered by Arielle 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
haha good one, thx...star!
2007-10-10 17:21:56 · answer #7 · answered by Deedee 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
that is so funny, GREAT ONE ! You make me laugh, thanks !
Have a great night
2007-10-10 18:58:23 · answer #8 · answered by Flowers 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
um ha ha. sure.
2007-10-10 17:16:58 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋