Polls & Surveys - 10 August 2007

I agree that what's on the inside counts for something but it's definitely not everything.

2007-08-10 10:18:08 · 11 answers · asked by Anonymous

If your life ended today, what would be your lasting legacy?

I've tried my best to be kind, and honest. You take a lot of abuse for that, but in the end, it's worth it.

2007-08-10 10:17:56 · 10 answers · asked by Icewomanblockstheshot 6

2007-08-10 10:17:34 · 7 answers · asked by Anonymous

The Self-Surgical Series .... You local HMO will generously send you your self-surgery video or DVD ... plus ... the sterilized instruments, digital camera and needles & thread/heavy duty stapler all for $ 189.99. Wait... There's more if you call within the next 90 minutes they will double up on your asprin & antiobiotic order. Just follow the simple step-by-step instructions and when the surgery is done just take a picture of it and our staffers will send you a nifty "Good Job" sticker. So call now!!!!! Be the first on your block to operate on your own spleen...How cool is that?

2007-08-10 10:16:36 · 5 answers · asked by Ronatnyu 7

there is ALWAYS a rainbow?

Cheer up and be happy!!

Tomorrow your rainbow may come!!

2007-08-10 10:15:46 · 19 answers · asked by ....FED UP............ 7

toaster?

2007-08-10 10:15:46 · 8 answers · asked by Anonymous

fat?

2007-08-10 10:15:22 · 20 answers · asked by Citizen Mac 6

2007-08-10 10:14:23 · 31 answers · asked by bookworm87 4

Lol.

2007-08-10 10:14:03 · 31 answers · asked by Anonymous

Does it upset you or is the guilty person the only one that gets upset by it?

2007-08-10 10:13:03 · 6 answers · asked by Anonymous

I Have to Stop and Wonder "What the Hell?" And Just Now I Passed One and thought "Nice Booty" and it Scares me!!!

2007-08-10 10:12:43 · 11 answers · asked by ? 6

2007-08-10 10:12:04 · 62 answers · asked by Chichiri 1

what are you wearing?

2007-08-10 10:11:15 · 8 answers · asked by psttt this is my main account 3

and as its nearly 'MIDNITE'.... i think its time :)

2007-08-10 10:10:38 · 9 answers · asked by Anonymous

Star if you liked it

All Alone

Sandy began a job as an elementary school counselor and was eager to help.

One day during recess she noticed a girl standing by herself on one side of a playing field while the rest of the kids enjoyed a game of soccer at the other.

Sandy approached and asked if she was all right.

The girl said she was.

A little while later, however, Sandy noticed the girl was in the same spot, still by herself.

Approaching again, Sandy offered, "Would you like me to be your friend?"

The girl hesitated, then said, "Okay," looking at the woman suspiciously.

Feeling she was making progress, Sandy then asked, "Why are you standing here all alone?"

"Because," the little girl said with great exasperation, "I'm the frickin goalie!"

2007-08-10 10:10:13 · 16 answers · asked by PRINCEUPP 6

2007-08-10 10:08:09 · 18 answers · asked by Bored 5

im annoyed, worried, and depressed. errrgh.

2007-08-10 10:06:54 · 9 answers · asked by Anonymous

2007-08-10 10:05:59 · 54 answers · asked by Anonymous

2007-08-10 10:04:54 · 9 answers · asked by Anonymous

fill in the blanks!

2007-08-10 10:03:36 · 24 answers · asked by Chocogal 7

2007-08-10 10:02:00 · 39 answers · asked by Marie 5

2007-08-10 10:01:26 · 12 answers · asked by Anonymous

That's right, nailed to a floor and you are in a basment with a locked door and no window to escape from the serial killer who is coming after you with a hacksaw in 10 minutes. There are all the normal items in the basement, how do you escape?

2007-08-10 09:58:53 · 21 answers · asked by Anonymous

Star if you liked it

Do read the whole thing its worth it

Jack decided to go skiing with his buddy, Bob. So they loaded up
Jack's mini van and headed north.

After driving for a few hours, they got caught in a terrible blizzard.
So they pulled into a nearby farm and asked the attractive lady who
answered the door if they could spend the night.

"I realize its terrible weather out there and I have this huge
house all to myself, but I'm recently widowed," she explained. "I'm afraid the
neighbors will talk if I let you stay in my house."

"Don't worry," Jack said. "We'll be happy to sleep in the barn. And
if the weather breaks, we'll be gone at first light." The lady agreed,
and the two men found their way to the barn and settled in for the night.

Come morning, the weather had cleared, and they got on their way.

They enjoyed a great weekend of skiing.

About nine months later, Jack got an unexpected letter from an attorney.

It took him a few minutes to figure it out, but he finally
determined that it was from the attorney of that attractive
widow he had met on the ski weekend.

He dropped in on his friend Bob and asked,
"Bob, do you remember that good-looking widow from the farm
we stayed at on our ski holiday up North about 9 months ago?"

"Yes, I do." said Bob

"Did you, er, happen to get up in the middle of the night,
go up to the house and pay her a visit?"

"Well, um, yes," Bob said, a little embarrassed about being found out.

"I have to admit that I did."

"And did you happen to use my name instead of telling her your name?"

Bob's face turned beet red and he said, "Yeah, look, I'm sorry, buddy.

I'm afraid I did." "Why do you ask?"

"She just died and left me everything."

(And you thought the ending would be different, didn't you?)

2007-08-10 09:56:57 · 79 answers · asked by PRINCEUPP 6

2007-08-10 09:56:57 · 33 answers · asked by icunurse85 7

in a day or two cause i am almost at level 5 baby

i heart everyone here who has helped make this possible!

2007-08-10 09:56:32 · 18 answers · asked by Anonymous

2007-08-10 09:56:11 · 11 answers · asked by Madam Naka 7

Doush bag?? i dont get it!!

2007-08-10 09:56:09 · 4 answers · asked by Anonymous

Does anybody actually like that song "Born in the USA?" Seriously, it is like the most annoying POS song ever and yet you hear it all the time.

On the 4th of July it's especially overplayed, and if anybody actually paid attention to the words its supposedly a very un-patriotic song.

This song is on my list of most annoying songs ever and I've never met anybody who likes it. Do any of you like it? I say we ban it =P

2007-08-10 09:52:36 · 17 answers · asked by Anonymous

2007-08-10 09:51:51 · 43 answers · asked by Anonymous