Star if you liked it
Do read the whole thing its worth it
Jack decided to go skiing with his buddy, Bob. So they loaded up
Jack's mini van and headed north.
After driving for a few hours, they got caught in a terrible blizzard.
So they pulled into a nearby farm and asked the attractive lady who
answered the door if they could spend the night.
"I realize its terrible weather out there and I have this huge
house all to myself, but I'm recently widowed," she explained. "I'm afraid the
neighbors will talk if I let you stay in my house."
"Don't worry," Jack said. "We'll be happy to sleep in the barn. And
if the weather breaks, we'll be gone at first light." The lady agreed,
and the two men found their way to the barn and settled in for the night.
Come morning, the weather had cleared, and they got on their way.
They enjoyed a great weekend of skiing.
About nine months later, Jack got an unexpected letter from an attorney.
It took him a few minutes to figure it out, but he finally
determined that it was from the attorney of that attractive
widow he had met on the ski weekend.
He dropped in on his friend Bob and asked,
"Bob, do you remember that good-looking widow from the farm
we stayed at on our ski holiday up North about 9 months ago?"
"Yes, I do." said Bob
"Did you, er, happen to get up in the middle of the night,
go up to the house and pay her a visit?"
"Well, um, yes," Bob said, a little embarrassed about being found out.
"I have to admit that I did."
"And did you happen to use my name instead of telling her your name?"
Bob's face turned beet red and he said, "Yeah, look, I'm sorry, buddy.
I'm afraid I did." "Why do you ask?"
"She just died and left me everything."
(And you thought the ending would be different, didn't you?)
2007-08-10 09:56:57 · 79 answers · asked by PRINCEUPP 6 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
nope
2007-08-10 09:58:54 · answer #1 · answered by Top Contributor 5 · 2⤊ 3⤋
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2016-10-02 01:39:18 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Phew I know I'm now gonna sound like a real old guy but, I heard Frank Carson tell that one back in the 70's sorry ! And it was a lot funnier
2007-08-18 00:40:46 · answer #3 · answered by stephensgaz 2 · 1⤊ 1⤋
Well worth the read!
That was brilliant, I certainly didn't expect that ending!
10/10 and a star is on its way!
Sooooo clever!!
2007-08-18 03:23:31 · answer #4 · answered by ? 6 · 1⤊ 1⤋
I did give Bob half!
Love Jack xx
2007-08-10 10:04:49 · answer #5 · answered by jack 5 · 0⤊ 1⤋
The ending was totally unexpected.
2007-08-18 08:06:27 · answer #6 · answered by candle 7 · 0⤊ 1⤋
erm didnt find that overly funny.
but im gonna star you cos the ending was a total surprise
2007-08-10 13:23:40 · answer #7 · answered by cowboy_style 4 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Brillant!
2007-08-10 10:04:13 · answer #8 · answered by Not quite perfect 5 · 0⤊ 1⤋
yes i like it good 1
2007-08-18 09:24:18 · answer #9 · answered by doenut 1 · 0⤊ 1⤋
I've heard it before but it's funny so I'll give you a star.
2007-08-18 03:30:22 · answer #10 · answered by pufferoo 4 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Nope I want my Money Back
2007-08-10 10:02:52 · answer #11 · answered by Rocky The Fearless 5 · 0⤊ 1⤋