The Self-Surgical Series .... You local HMO will generously send you your self-surgery video or DVD ... plus ... the sterilized instruments, digital camera and needles & thread/heavy duty stapler all for $ 189.99. Wait... There's more if you call within the next 90 minutes they will double up on your asprin & antiobiotic order. Just follow the simple step-by-step instructions and when the surgery is done just take a picture of it and our staffers will send you a nifty "Good Job" sticker. So call now!!!!! Be the first on your block to operate on your own spleen...How cool is that?
2007-08-10 10:16:36 · 5 answers · asked by Ronatnyu 7 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
jesus, i hope george bush didnt see this.he will think this is the cure for health care in america.
2007-08-10 10:20:45 · answer #1 · answered by ? 7 · 2⤊ 0⤋
lmao ! I heard a couple HMO's have installed credit card devices like supermarkets at the entrance to the surgical rooms. If it doesn't accept it, they roll you out to the curb.
2007-08-10 17:22:05 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
is there a 2 x 1 deal?
2007-08-10 17:31:42 · answer #3 · answered by Avatar 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
That is very funny. It does seem like HMO's would go this way if they could. I love it!
2007-08-11 13:13:03 · answer #4 · answered by Simmi 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
sounds like Blue options I hate this stupid plan
2007-08-10 17:20:22 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋